Heyurizen-kun please, I'm tired of pretending I am your daughter, it is pointless...
Neighbors already suspect us because you forgot to close the window last sunday
Let's move to another town before they tip the police
Go get a car and condoms while I finish the food, okay?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

where should i fly my plane?

LOL IM HAX0R'ing INTO OFF-TOPIC

whoops!

I COPIED THAT FLOPPY AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

are you a lolicon (like me) heyuri (ﾟー｀)

nakanashi down?

dog theft (;´Д`)

CATCH 'EM ALL

YT just recommended me this video about a japanese dude kissing "living statues", does anyone know more about this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXcMexSnHAQ

What teh fuk

Is there a full version of this art? I don't remembrar seeing it outside the banner

mouse pad with tits (・∀・)

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Soy el Raimundo Alexander Schiaffino Schiaffino. En esta imagen esta mi prima Antonia Eliana Ortiz Schiaffino. Mi prima Antonia en pantalones rosados se sento en mi cara cuando ella era menor de edad y yo tenia 18 años. Su poto aplastaba toda mi cara, mi nariz olia todo su poto grande. Mi prima Antonia muy potona con poto grande me dijo que me iba a tirar un peo en mi cara, Antonia me tiro su peo en mi nariz, su peo fue muy apestoso y su peo sono como una metralleta en mi nariz, me fume todo su peo de potona. Antonia lo empezo todo. Antonia fue la primera en tirarme un peo en mi nariz.
Antonia se tiro el menso peo en mi nariz. Cuando Antonia me tiro su peo, su peo entro en mi nariz. Cuando Antonia me tiro su peo en mi nariz, mi nariz tenia mocos, su peo dentro de mi nariz hizo que mis mocos esten mas apestosos y podridos con olor a su peo. Despues de tirarme su peo en mi nariz, Antonia movio mucho su poto grande hacia los lados en mi nariz. La Antonia se tira los mensos peos y sus peos son atomicos. Me gusto cuando la Antonia se sento en mi cara (me hizo un facesitting), sus gluteos muy grandes, redondos, rebotones, apretados, llenos de grasa y de peos aplastaban mi cara. Cada gluteo de la Antonia es mas grande que mi cabeza. Antonia me tiro su peo muy apestoso, muy ediondo, muy oloroso, muy podrido, de metralleta, de bomba atomica y de caca muy verde dentro de mi nariz.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

i liek tennis (´￢`)

Anyone else want to watch 4chan GIFs and videos in an automatic slideshow?

Hopefylly 4chan will offer this feature at some point, but in the mean time I created a webapp that lets you play 4chan videos one after another. Try it out here: https://depvana.com/topic/344

Simply add 4chan thread URLs (e.g., /gif) – as many as you want. The web app will automatically play all the MP4 videos it finds in a seamless slideshow.

serious question: what are you personally living for?

Your IQ is now 20

ARREST HIM!!1! (ﾉ｀д´)ﾉ

would u date her even if it had PENIS?

SNACKS ARE MEIN

This is my face when I get to touch some loli boobies (´ー`)
What's your facce when you get to touch loli tiddies ? (ﾟー｀)

wanna ride the yukari-mobile?

playing with fire

Do any of you FREAKS know of a good site to install fonts? I'm looking for a super cutesy font for my super cutesy desktop!

come to bed, anon-kun ヽ( ´∇`)ノヽ(´∇` )ノ

running away to the wild west with my loli
life is good

since its been ages since it was last mentioned on Heyuri and island registrations have recently been re-opened on it, theres a game on Heyuri★CGI called Hakoniwa Islands 2. essentially its a multiplayer game where players develop their own islands but can interact with others through war, AIDS, alliances, etc.

PVE instance: https://cgi.heyuri.net/hakoniwa2/
PVP instance: https://cgi.heyuri.net/hakopvp/
wiki page: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Hakoniwa_Islands

guess what's inside

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

"Obey the Walrus" is a classic youtube horror video and if you're reading this there's probably a big chance that you've already seen it before.
What's interesting is that while some people (like me) find it disturbing (and many years have passed since i've first watched it), others say it's hilarious and not frightening at all.
Knowing the video i can sort of understand why it's that way, and it probably depends a lot on the circumstances on how you first came in contact with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHviwdECNjU
So, do you think it's scary or funny?

mfw i play a bad video game !!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

If murder is so baaad, why does it look so fun?

i am a kaomoji (ノ￣ω￣)ノ

i found out why i often "mistype" img.heyuri.net as img.geyuri.net (;´Д`)

Eyyy!

Would you play this?

non-serious question: BOKU?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie w szczebrzeszynie gdyż grzegorz brzęczyszczykiwicz konstantynopolitańczykówianeczkę przeruchał wszelki jeż na wierzy wśród jerzozwierzy Jerzy aż się włos na głowie jerzy chwała Lechii się szerzy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_G9IKLynF8

5-star meal

HOW TO DOWNLOAD FROM NICONICO (with nicozon) IN BROWSER EASY
It works almost like browser youtube downloaders but better.

1. Add a bookmark in your browser with URL being:

javascript:(function(d,j,s){s=d.createElement("script");s.setAttribute("charset","utf-8");s.src=j;d.body.appendChild(s);})(document,"https://www.nicozon.net/js/bookmarklet.js")

2. Find the video you want to download

3. Change your video link format appropriately
(add "ext." before the link and the directory should be "?smXXXXXXXX") like this:

From: https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm123456789
To: https://ext.nicovideo.jp/?sm123456789

4. Click the script you added as a bookmark and wait a bit for the download

5. DONE

For example you want to download
1. You want to download a video under the link https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm18224247
2. You create a bookmark with the above JS (if you haven't already / if you have done it already you skip this step)
3. Fix the link to be https://ext.nicovideo.jp/?sm18224247
4. Click the script bookmark
5. Wait until it downloads

YAY DESU

share videos that make you smile

*clears throat* Everyone, may I have your attention please. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

After the failure of today's gaming event (Doom), I have decided to organize another. This time, it'll be foolproof, bulletproof, iron-clad. No technical difficulties can ruin it, and it will be accessible to everyone because it's a game we can all play in our browser: Yume 2kki.

I assume most of you know what this is, but just so we're all on the same page, it's a Yume Nikki fangame. Yume Nikki is a Japanese game where you play as a hikki girl who sleeps all the time and the game is just about exploring her dreams. It's kind of like an interactive art-gallery with a loosely woven plot that can be inferred from the scenes. Yume 2kki (pronounced Yume Nikki - a pun as the number two is is nii in Japanese) is much of the same thing, only much larger, and overall more lighthearted in tone and less horror themed than Yume Nikki. There's even a cute bathhouse scene where you can have the character wear a school swimsuit.

We'll be starting Sunday the 23rd at 1:00 pm EST i.e. 18:00 UTC. Be there or be square!

Link to teh game: https://ynoproject.net/2kki/

w-who is this meant for? (;´Д`)

A good and trustworthy source of mine says that there is literally nothing wrong with making love to your own daughter so long as both enjoy it.

That is all.

I have a problem Heyuri.

I think I overdone it and now my google maps reviews are never allowed to be published. Tagged as "not posted".

I think I 1-stared my past schools too much.
I used google maps reviews as private imageboards because you can post photos, videos and comments and some idiotic made up locations were fun where everyone posted random things.
You could hijack locations and make a persons business appear with a suzuran picture instead of the logo with no checks.

I know that most dumb posts were new generation tiktok kids but they were hilarious too and they are more wild than average kids their age 20 years ago.
You can find teh CP sometimes there too.
Quite rare but still more common than on modern imageboards.

How do I evade teh ban? I like it there.

Obvious 10 year old morons who troll get nothing for posting ISIS shooting down helicopters under a local pizzeria and I get shadowbanned for merely making up plausible stories about my past schools! So unjust and sad!

my screen.... it's... it's blue! (ﾟ血ﾟ#)

Who is the GREEN DEVIL and who is the GREEN CUTIE?

Nominations and judgements

Ｈｉ　Ｉ　ａｍ　Ｙｕｎｏ．　Ｈｉ　ａｍ　ｆｒｏｍ　Ｊａｐａｎ．

Ｙｏｕｒ　ｓｉｔｅ　ｉｓ　ｃｕｔｅ．　Ｍａｎｙ　ｍａｎｙ　ｍａｎｙ　ｃｕｔｅ　ｐｈｏｔｏ．　Ｂｕｔ　ａｆｔｅｒ　ｍａｎｙ　ｍａｎｙ　ｔｉｍｅ，　ｆｏｕｎｄ　ｓｏｍｅ　ｐｈｏｔｏ　ｏｆ　ｍｅ，　Ｉ　ｎｏ　ｕｎｄｅｒｓｔａｎｄｏ　ｈｏｗ．

Ｗｈａｔ　ｅｌｓｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｔａｌｋ？　Ｗｈａｔ　ｉｓ　ｔｈｅ　ｆａｖｏｒｉｔｅ　ｄｉｓｃｕｓｓｉｏｎ　ｙｏｕ　ｓａｙ　ｐｌｅａｓｅ？

Ｓｏｒｒｙ　ｆｏｒ　ｍｙ　ｑｕｅｓｔｉｏｎ．　Ｂｙｅ　ｂｙｅ　Ｈｅｙｕｒｉ．

Ｙｕｎｏ

I hate capitalism, but goddamn this carbonated brown sugar water is tasty.

We will play DOOM on the next Saturday (15th), starting 18:00 UTC

To get the Doom port you need to join:
Install Doom from https://github.com/fabiangreffrath/crispy-doom/releases/download/crispy-doom-7.0/crispy-doom-7.0.0-win64.zip (or if you're on Linux, install it via sudo apt install crispy-doom or via the software manager) and the get iwads "The Ultimate Doom", "Doom II", "Plutonia" and "TNT" from https://github.com/Gaytes/iwad , and put them in the folder where you installed Doom
Alternatively, just get it with the necessary stuff pre-installed from here: https://up.heyuri.net/src/4203.7z (for Windows)

-------------------------------------------

When the day comes, I assume there will be information in this thread on how to join, so be sure to check then.

If you don't know what the Gaming Days are about, you can read the wiki page: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Heyuri_Gaming_Day
We pick the games to play by https://cgi.heyuri.net/gamenom/ (though, it also takes a user willing to host the event...)
While on it, Heyuri has Steam group you may want to join as well: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/heyuridotnet/

Happy Valentine's Day, Heyuri!
...At least ONE of us has to have a 3D girlfriend, right?

https://youtu.be/eycvTfAOnso

I don't want to do anything.

What video games have you been playing on Valentine's Day instead of having sex?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

why?

What is the best dog breed? I like golden retrievers, they look pretty.

This is a robbery give me your s

i present to you... teh sky!

Is there something warm and big to hug?

Imagine if Revolutionary Girl Utena, a story about some dyke and her brown girlfriend, had been made today, and by americans?

Happy Valentines Heyuri, i hope yuor day are teh good.

What is teh meaning of life

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

love~

I just took a massive shit.

is Ys I & II

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

I'm so jealous of him i wish this was me.

He should be happy and grateful that little girls are throwing themselves at him.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Hello Heyuri. I've recently got my european citizenship via jus sanguinis and want to move there when I finish college. I need to decide which country I will live in now so I can start learning the language, I'm torn between learning french and learning german, which would you choose and why?

flare! flare!

Where can I find an easy going flat chested cutie? Why haven't I found one yet? How much do they cost?

ASSUME DEFENSIVE STANCE!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Do you like figures?

I Do!

What are you doing with your waifu for Valentine's day

pfft, this site's so dead!
b-but dont get the wrong idea, idiot! i'm only here because there's no javascript. it's not like i'd w-wanna hamg out with you losers...

Hi guys! I'm so sick of talking about this topic. There's thousands of Barack Obamas, he's posting swastikas and PENISes. Please, make it stop! Jesus Christ, Barack Obama and Adolf Hitler are posting ASCII art of genetalia. I'm begging you, find a way to fix this, please. It's killing me. There's thousands of Jesus Christs, they're linking to viruses, linking to porn! What are you thinking? What are you doing!?

I miss the 2000's. Even though there were no English imageboards, even if most Japanese media, save the most mainstream stuff, was inaccessible, even if you had to hunt down all your media physically. Things were simpler, things made sense. I wish I was a young adult at the time so I could have taken full advantage of the economic and social opportunities that existed back then.

Since there was less you could do while looking at a screen, people went out and did things together more. Like just going to the mall or renting a movie impromptu. That used to be an easy thing to do. Now you have to plan to do something with someone, and then two hours after they no-show they'll text you telling you they fell asleep and they're sorry they couldn't make it.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

valentines is soon

... the beast suddenly roared to life.

Touhou Daiundoukai game, reitaisai 7 in 2010

It is a platforming racing game as shown:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tygcVwogKuQ

Soundtrack:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYoW5OWxry0
I like the songs a lot.

Here are the files:
https://moriyashrine.org/files/file/747-touhou-dai-undoukai-gensokyotoyuugi-meddlesome-magician/

There is another game related to it.
https://archive.org/details/TouhouDaiundousai

I find it very cute and it is supposed to support netplay.
Or maybe heyuri tournament in regular touhou fighting games???
I saw one small chan that had a big touhou fighting game tournament a few years ago with replays and a ranking.

Shit, dolphin man is here
Everybody act cool

Does /b/ know any good loli erotic games?

I'm interested in stuff similar to Lost Life and wanna find other JY/JS sex games.

Also, JS/JC/JK rape/Chikan on the train or upper skirt is nice too.

Any recommendations?

Pic related is supposed to be a game where you rape a JC with big oppai.

Presenting the latest innovation from Heyuri Applicable Research & Development: Wayback Auto Downloader ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Get Tampermonkey if you don't already have and add this to your scripts:
https://up.heyuri.net/src/4207.js

Go to any old site with many images of your preference. For example, take Futaba's self-created art board's /src/: https://web.archive.org/web/*/http://zip.2chan.net/11/src/*

Read the instructions
Enjoy

It sux that I couldn't automate it further, wayback has weird ajax stuff...

A beauty
https://spankbang.party/5xd21/video/

I have no money left for alcohol!

need cash? sell ur body!

my neighbor asked me to help him with his GAYming laptop.basically his windows is kill and refuses to boot. i thought i could install TEH win10 ltsc but teh installation image has no required drivers!!(what drivers?)
i look at official website:
https://www.msi.com/Laptop/Katana-GF66-11UX/support?sub_product=Katana-GF66-11UE#driver
there is almost TWO nigabytes of drivers and i feel like its something to be installed on top of a working windows, not during installation process...
should i go with another win image, win11 maybe?? or maybe there is a way to put drivers inside of iso? what drivers then? how? i cant believe nvidia drivers can take 1.5nigabytes unarchived

after years on gentoo i just have no idea how you guys still use windows, really. it DOES NOT WORK out of the box.

#PLEASE PLEASE RESPOND

according to FBI's TRAP-18, four of these are enough for someone to be a potential lone-terrorist. How many u score?

which console is teh greatest one out there?

today was a good day, i ate pizza.

this is nice honor killing

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

NYAAAAAAA~!!

put a caption on this!

Sup /b/, I maed a map for Doom II, I call it "Castle of Thanatos!"

It looks best in Crispy or Chocolate Doom. I might make some more tweaks to it, so feedback is appreciated.

https://limewire.com/d/c04f2566-8a73-490f-9698-abe9e925a992#HT5hRskiIobakUOqR69WId7QNTITLQkbRbK-HAhxnfY

USA lol

post characters that look like yuo

where do i buy one of these?

can you computar do that (・∀・)

Lets have a sleep over ! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

http://nendoroid02.web.fc2.com/2008-05/
Nendroid pics from Futaba's nendroid threads around 2008

llol troled super hard xD

hi everyowan i am new to this website lets be bestfrieds Does anyone here like Kawoshin kyyaaaaaaaaaaa ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

:3

My friend is teh not online and im really starting to worry about him...

usually he is online at this time every day...

lol what a noob >.<

Here are sum old uploaders I found
I didn't check through their archived files yet (you can browse wayback machine by URL prefix if u didn't know), but u can probably find interesting stuff of possibly varying dubieties of legality if u do

https://web.archive.org/web/20021007221823if_/http://mc6800.dyn.dhs.org:80/UP_LOADER/UPFTP/UPFTP.PHP
https://web.archive.org/web/20030812002035if_/http://43.234.158.235:80/up/
https://web.archive.org/web/20030410201256if_/http://strawberry.3utilities.com/cgi/up/upload.php
https://web.archive.org/web/20030810103940if_/http://www.mikan.ath.cx/bbs/p/upread.php
https://web.archive.org/web/20030925165825if_/http://otyaotya.s4.x-beat.com/cgi-bin/file/upload.cgi
https://web.archive.org/web/20021219102551if_/http://www56.tok2.com/home/tokara/xxx/index.html
https://web.archive.org/web/20030202032015if_/http://sugiue-t.s3.x-beat.com/cgi-bin/upload/upload.cgi
https://web.archive.org/web/20030408173624if_/http://cool.s3.x-beat.com/cgi-bin/Inter/upload.cgi
https://web.archive.org/web/20021225092251if_/http://203.141.139.82:80/~upload/cgi-bin/upload.cgi
https://web.archive.org/web/20031205171348if_/http://milk-tea.ath.cx/~toshi_52/cgi-bin/uploader/upload.html
https://web.archive.org/web/20021209031352if_/http://rosecgi.zero.ad.jp/~zbn11032/upload/
https://web.archive.org/web/20031007014411if_/http://www.uploda.net/cgi/uploader1/index.php
https://web.archive.org/web/20030708025614if_/http://uptest.ddo.jp/uploader/
https://web.archive.org/web/20030428170101if_/http://uploader.windy.cx:80/
https://web.archive.org/web/20030713125554if_/http://sobchan.no-ip.com:80/cgi-bin/irc/
https://web.archive.org/web/20030614085250if_/http://www.goodkey.net:80/~sakuran/up/index.html
https://web.archive.org/web/20040324055407if_/http://upld.komugi.net:80/
https://web.archive.org/web/20020830102555if_/http://tool-ya.ddo.jp:80/2ch/trash-box/index.html

There is a small group of Ayashii styled ones mixed in, but I don't think they are actually related to any Ayashii World - I'm excluding them as the list is for comparing their styles.

I'm browsing my old drawings and found this pokemon that looks like PENIS

Back in my day, we called them emotes!

They should build her for real.

These boobs, they were made for me.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

How many of you are fit? For you NEETs, does the "Training" part include physical training?

post wallpapers you made.

>>131921
>I meant physically, you morons
We can have a thread for other way then

There is already a test for this that matches you among 1600 fictional characters: https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/characters/
So take it and post results

What do you do when you feel like no matter how good life gets, you'll never feel alright and truly normal like you once did when you were a kid?
I have a relatively good life. No matter what state of life I'm in, there's something in my mind always torturing me, sabotaging me away from any normalcy and joy.

"Oh yurizen, you look so cute and... tasty...!! You wouldn't mind if I were to... devour you whole, would you?~"
what do you do in this situation?

Hai guys, since I know we have some diligent internet archivists here, I was wondering if you could help me find some potentially lost shock media from my childhood.

When I was 13-14 (circa 2006-2007), my friends described a shock site they found. It was called "Big Bag" and featured a man who had giant balls (presumably a from saline injection) jerking off and ejaculating a lot, while a song played that had the lyrics of "big bag, big bag, b-b-b-buh big bag!"

I never saw the site myself, but I presume it was a real thing because I also saw goatse, meatspin, and lemon party, all of which they had told me about.

There was also one called "Hammer Time" which featured a guy smashing his cock with a hammer while the song U Can't Touch This by MC Hammer played. But I don't really care to see this one.

My friend Hayley is so fricking gross!!!! xD

I miss Stalin when he was a cute little Hatsune Miku! Life was so much simpler then!

What's the consensus on the Sega Dreamcast around here?

the pilot announces over the intercom your plane will crash in 5 minutes and that everyone will die. what do you do?

Lately ive been getting sad feelz right before teh weekend begins, I dont know why. I wonder how I could stop it.

my PC is teh fasts.

can you spot the waha

unsolved mystery...

Hello, Kaguya! Can we have your liver?

any new zealanders here?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

hehe :3(´人｀)

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

this picture called Le Violon d’Ingres sold for $12.4m in 2022

You need it!

Is pink teh best colour?(´人｀)

what are you doing in this situation?

While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

cat thread

Your fortune: Very bad luck

I love my wife Bant-tan

I feel kinda sad knowing that I won't be able to experience golden era of imageboards/4chan and that I'm stuck with fumbass social media sites. Anyone else feel the same way?

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

do you guys know that Jesus Christ is God and he loves u so much

(he)yuri kuznetsov

h.e. yuri kuznetsov

h = х = хуешьник
e = е = ебанутый

This is how it feels to post on STRANGE WORLD... ( ´ω`)

https://pinside.com/pinball/machine/strange-world

for what reason do people hate VLC?

Who is teh best Azumanga? I like Kaorin bcuz she's a dyke like me

"Grandson, take this... its my favorite fig"

What's your opnion on Haiku OS?

https://haiku-os.org

we have a male sacrificial holy lamb. its PENIS is small so it can't sin and it is very humble. it was bred as a sinless sacrificial lamb. all sins are forgiven

all praise be to god

The lamb's PENIS was made small during breeding so that it was pure and innocent and could not have sex

it is the purest creation

it is beautiful to look at

created sinless by a pure line to have a small PENIS so that it cannot sin

>And Abraham said, “My son, God will provide Himself a lamb for a burnt offering.” So they went both of them together.

https://youtu.be/lzewtL2spMw?t=20

Good evening Heyuri.

I am trying to focus for an exam but I realized I won't pass it without cheating and I already failed it a week earlier once. There is no third attempts, and the second one is in around 15 hours.
I figured out a method to that not even the twelve divine generals would not know in an eternity!

PREREQUISITES:
1. Guy would let you go to restroom.
2. Questions are handed on a smaller print, like A5 size.
3. You can have jackets or long sleeve during the exam on.
4. Have an item to 'engrave' text onto a sheet (I will use a screwdriver).
5* Additionally bring a clipboard.

METHOD:
1. Before I give up on what I am able to figure out, it could work without risking.
2. When I give up, I hide my print with questions rolled up in my sleeve so that he does not notice (the force of the sheet trying to unroll itself will make it stay firm in my sleeve).
3* As I quit I close my clipboard so that nobody can know whether the questions disappeared (its better to have it than not).
4. I claim I urgently must go to restroom and so I exit with the questions.
5. In the stall I lock myself inside.
6. I get the question sheet from the sleeve
7. I take a picture of it
8. I drop it to ChatGPT and make it calculate for me
9. As it solves my questions I take out the screwdriver and engrave the solutions onto the question sheet
10. When I'm ready I return within some 5 minutes*
11. Just before entering the hall I place my sheet in my sleeve in a way that pulling it out takes no time and no sound
11. I enter the hall and take my seat
12. I open my clipboard and make some noise to recover my sheets with engraved answers and keep writing
13. Win?

*5 minutes - to claim I had to take a seat there. A good excuse is that during peroids of high adrenaline concentration your organism pumps all energy into muscles and blood, leaving digestive tract without much power and so your feces are closer to liquid than anything if prolonged. I will use that excuse if he gets suspicious. A good thing is to leave in somewhat hurry and return the same way as well so it does not get suspicious. Spasming with a leg and doing muni muni to your face is indicative of stress, do it before quitting.

If you write without ink (engrave stuff with something like a screwdriver) and the lecture hall has bad lights then nobody but you would be able to read it by the tiny shadows and light manipulation shapes that indents leave so that you can read it from certain angles, but they are almost invisible from 50cm and nobody would figure out they even are there until you look specifically for them from 30cm at most.

Context: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Heyuri_Gaming_Day
Votes: https://cgi.heyuri.net/gamenom/

We talk about this without anyone initiating another, but I'll try another shot

Currently there are 3 winning gaems with the same score
- King Arthur's Gold
- Mabinogi (private server)
- Terraria

From a quick search, I think King Arthur is a gaem that allows up to 12 people to coop and is suitable for one night. I dunno how hosting is, but it's a free gaem on Steam.
Mabinogi is an MMORPG, from that it can be said that, a server would need to be open at all tiems.
Terraria... could technically host many people, but even the large world doesn't have enough resources to sustain a large crowd (though there are ways around this issue if many users show up). We would also have to agree on stuff like not rushing bosses & going to hardmode before certain stuff are met etc. Someone would also still need to host it, and being a sandbox, it's not a game we can just play once and stop.

The standings may change if this thread encourages new users to vote, but doesn't change teh fact someone would need to undertake responsibility of being teh host. I'd help organizing non-technical parts

Neko is not amused ヽ(`Д´)ノ

What could've prevented this?

which button do i press?

Have any of you made mods for the M&B games? I'm planning on making a total convertion mod for Warband or Bannerlord, but I'm leaning more towards Warband.
I've been world building a fantasy setting for years now, but aside from some writings, drawings and a TTRPG I never finished, I've never been able to apply my world into anything. A M&B mod would be perfect as the world is centered around different medieval armies and states.

Starfire's Canon Bouncy Boobies

american army fighting the mexican cartels, not a dramatization! REAL!

can you identify this song? it's ok if you transcribe the lyrics

https://litter.catbox.moe/lzcq4a.mp3

Of course, I am aware that most of you NEETs couldn't care less about the current happenings of our world, and I must confess that up until now I couldn't either. I realized, however, that if I wish to become a respectable adult, a good conversationalist, I must read the news, but not just any news; preferably, I am looking for something that doesn't make me feel like my brain is shrinking.

brat correction

What is the worst thing you have ever done?

balding

So, how's life /b/?

You doing alright?

i just still am in shock. i want to vomit but it fucking happed. it semlls so fucking bad and its right where i sit at my desk and the smell is not going away. i was going to fill up the jar and i thought i heard my dad or some one coming to my room. so i switched tabs and put that on the floor and it fuckung fell over and spilled. luckly no one came in but i lost so much progress and i feel so fucking nauseous

Gulp
How will our X-Friends get out of this one?

I fapped to BL
is over

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Happy Australia Day! January 26th is the official national day of Australia (which it already is now over there, due to time zone difference).

For those interested, this station will be playing 1980s Australian (and a few New Zealand) tunes for most of the day. For fellow Aussies, come enjoy some home grown music. For the rest, come discover what the land down unda had to offer the 1980s music scene back in the day.

See the queue: http://1980s.fm/modules.php?name=Queue_Played
Listen link (just copypaste into browser or into your media player of choice): http://hi5.1980s.fm/;/;.m3u
Or click one of the "Listen Live!" options on the left side of the site.


Also, can someone tell me what the heck happened to Endchan? I wanted to post this music invitation to the /ausneets/ board, but everything is locked up. Where are they posting these days?

LOOK AT THIS WEIRD HAT AI FOUND

LOL

Have you ever actually been to Japan /b/?

What was it like?

1. has lolikon
2. has lolikon
3. has lolikon
5. has lolikon
6. did i forget a number?
10. i dont know how to count

I will give 2,000.00 internets to whoever shades this drawing

forcefully shaving pubic hair in public

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

I just woke up from a 20 year coma, I'm so excited to use a future toilet that doesn't splash water all over your butt when you go take a shit! It has been invented by now right?