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hey everyone,Let's post our artwork here. I was curious I will post too. example...
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There’s no one above me ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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What if there was an textboard dedicated to being monks?
Aren't you tired of suffering? (´･ω･`) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrgxHDoe8gA |
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is it true japanese women have the hots for filipino guys? if so do i have a chance?ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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I feel there is need to get them altogether someplace so that you don't have to sift thru countless right-wing teens edgy shitposts.
Here are some I have encountered. I don't have many, since I'm a newbie to vidlii (part of the reason I started this thread), of course I will post more as I see them. https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=SYEIyVT4ALt (For men of the 90s) https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=cANaWdHG8DT (Faggot Ass Racoon) https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=NlMegXvgP5R (Jew Pizza) https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=7DqxI74WEQe (I want a BOKU) |
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I started reading some crappy Star Trek humour comic and I had to give up a few pages in, because it had this tacky gimmick going where the Enterprise Crew encounter a bunch of theater-kid dickheads who tell them that their life is just a TV Show; you know, it's ''''meta''''
 Why's everyone got such a hard-on for meta-humour and irony? Even the worst crap tries to save itself by being 'self-aware' about how crappy it is. It just comes off as lame and as if the writer didn't want to really try. I really wish people would just play things straight instead of pretending we're all in on a joke that was funny for 9 seconds in the 1990s... I actually enjoy dull old sitcoms from the 70s more than any of this crap. (They're wittier than you'd expect; and all without relying on meta-humour!) |
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I fell in love with someone... and they love me back
have you ever done this? (´人｀) |
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I'm sort of on the fence about aliens, but I notice the sort of people who talk about them as if they exist tend to be 'rational' and 'scientific' types (or at least they might consider themselves such),-- who think it's egotistical to believe that humans are the only sapient life-forms in the universe (among many other 'humans are egotistical' beliefs.) I notice they also automatically assume that those aliens out there are more advanced than us, and could lord it over us if they pleased, but instead find us too primitive to bother dealing with. I think people give these possible aliens too much credit, so much that there seems to be an almost pseudo-religious belief in them.
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I usually cook up various scenarios in my head, featuring some sort of socially awkward high-school girl, who is depressed and being mistreated at school. I see lots of mental images of her crying in the bathroom, and standing at the beach or on a high bridge, contemplating suicide.
Occasionally I get very high-falutin' with it. Recently I cooked up this supernatural sort of scenario, where she gets raped by a jock, and then she realizes she has minor psychic powers when she almost kills the jock's sister, while trying to kill the jock himself. She attempts a vengeful long-game of trying to ruin the jock's life and eventually kill him, without anyone finding out about her psychic powers-- but unfortunately, the jock knew as soon as the psychic girl almost killed his sister, and thus consistently stays one step ahead of her, and constantly humiliates her, and she finds out that her powers are quite useless up against someone who is cunning and driven, and thus she continues suffering... Somehow I find it helps me sleep... |
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The way humans are evolving is in the direction of becoming more and more childlike. In the field of biology this process is called neoteny. It means that a species in it's adult form retains the childlike traits of it's ancestors. We are basically childlike apes, as our skulls are shaped like the skulls of baby apes. On itself this may seem like a negative direction to evolve in, but remaining more in a childlike state is also seen as the reason why we have become more intelligent than other primates as the brains of baby apes are relatively much bigger than adult apes. In biology the size of the brains are related to the intelligence of species (humans of course have the biggest brains of all creatures). So basically being childlike makes us smarter than being more adult like.
Animals that remain in their chidllike state also remain to have other personality traits of their childlike state. For example, curiousity and the desire to play is also related to being in a childlike state. In humans it can be observed that for example east asians are on average more neotenous (looking childlike) than for example whites and blacks. East asians on average also have a higher IQ than the other 2 groups. However, also they on average also have other more childlike interests like a high degree of interest in things that look 'cute', even when they are adults (like kawaii characters in things like anime). |
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I don't know if anyone is gonna read this but I joined a boxing club a month ago (started at 28 August ) and tomorrow I will probably fight against someone from another club. It is stressing me so much that I can't sleep. Whenever we spar in the club I feel like everyone is laughing at me. I hate this and I want to sleep and never wake up. I should have never left my confort zone. It is a lie by successful people to make fun of losers like me.
Thanks for reading my blog. This is not serious and it is not a su*cider note. Please don't delete. |
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I spend several hours a day looking at computer screens. i have a led monitor now but i kinda want a crt just because they look alot crisper with my resolution settings. But I heard they make your eyes radioactive and strain them more, is that true?
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Have you listened to Kahjo's programme on the radio? He only talks about trivial things like 'remember to eat so that you don't get hungry but you still will'. How can people not be ashamed of listening to that? Evidently it has some form of listener base since the same programme plays every week, unbelievable
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When you think of the ideal woman, what images go through your mind? Voluptuous breasts? Silky legs? Smooth and creamy skin? No Pubes? A new 1986 Ford Taurus? I personally see an image of an 12-foot tall woman wearing nothing but a bathrobe, high heel shoes, and a bra made out of reinforced dental floss, but then again I often feel the need to break furniture when I orgasm, so perhaps I don't speak for the majority of my audience here.
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I've recently became a neet and I have an overwhelming wave of loneliness now... What should I be doing to achieve maximum neet happiness
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i know otaku is someone who likes the japanese culture, but at the same time, i am just not so sure about the exact definition/ criteria of being called an otaku. just how obsessed you have to be to be called an otaku?
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>>6843 has a nice ass!
>>6735 is going to die a horrible death and >>6999 is a lolicon (;ﾟДﾟ) |
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What are some more English language textboards or japanese sites that allow posting in English?
Only one I can find is this (yes I am lazy) https://lavender.5ch.net/english/ |
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where did it go? I can find the [GOOD] and [Kindness] thread but not he evil one.
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Does anyone know of any good comedy books to recommend? I've already read The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. (btw it's a great book)
I'm working on one of those abridged parody scripts, but I'm looking for a reference of what good comedy reads like. I haven't read many books in a while and so my writing skills are pretty rusty. |
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Use this thread to share your personal failures and read others to make you not feel so bad about yourself.
I was arguing today and I got so angry that I passed out. They thought I poisoned or something like that before I woke up |
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Tomorrow begins my first day of my third year of highs school.
Like almost everyone here I was also for a long time the biggest antisocial weirdo and have wasted all my teenage years up until now. But I want to change this. At least on this last year I want to live "normally" and have friends. Can I still live the teenage high school life or am I too old for that? Can you old geezers give me some advice? |
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What’s the link? Is there a link or is it just a bias?
It always feels like you need to be a certain level of unhappy to make good art. It’s like mental instability fuels creativity. Does it actually? If not, why does it feel that way? |
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Think of all the young teenagers with hopes for their future who just died young and are now burning in hell forever for not accepting Christ and instead living for the world. Imagine their parents either in denial in clueless about what is happening to their beloved children and will continue to happen forever
Little Tommy may have had plans to hang out with his friends the next day… He got shot by a feral nigger… Now he's being tortured in hell. Imagine the screams. Imagine what Tommy is thinking right now. He never paid much attention to religion. He was just a child. Maybe excited to one day find a woman he will love while living a relatively calm life. If only he had accepted Christ… Nobody told him it is not a fairytale. That doesn't excuse 15 year old Tommy, though. He will be burned, stabbed, ripped apart, fed boiling iron, eaten by maggots, and so on for all eternity. Think of all the young teenagers (aged 13 to 16) that decide that their lives are too miserable, so they tie a noose around their neck, thinking it will be lights out forever… Ooops!!! No it's not!!! They suddenly stand before The Lord. No western standards of what a little heckin kid is. They think to themselves "How could this have happened? You were not supposed to be real! I am just a child!!!", but it is too late. Their parents and loved ones will share posts on social media like "Fly high, rest in peace angel, etc", unaware their little angel they raised for over a decade is now being tortured forever in hell. |
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Now, I've never actually been to a therapist (thank god), but in my second year of high-school, people in my year kept getting busted for doing crazy shit, (like the boys were climbing school buildings, and torturing monkeys, and the girls were stealing test tubes to use as sex toys, and shitting in the middle of the bathroom floor (all unrelated incidents)), so they hired some sort of trained psychologist, who each of us had to see at least once a week. I think they made me go to work on my 'porn addiction', which was discovered at an earlier (super awkward) meeting (interrogation) between me, my parents, and the principal.
Personally I was fine with this arrangement, since my session came on Friday afternoons. I got to cut class and basically considered it an early start to the weekend. However I think this psychologist lady was a hack. She started right away making inferences about me that I didn't identify with, and I think she was just barelling along with generalized therapy-speak and hoping I would respond (considering she was seeing several dozen students a week, would it really be possible for her to focus on any one of us?) I remember one time I told her I liked to draw, so she told me to come back for the next session with one of my drawings. I forgot all about that until 10 minutes before the session in question, and I rushed out some bullshit drawing without thinking too much. (It was some kid sitting on a beanbag chair, eagerly watching TV, if I remember correctly.) When I showed her the drawing she spent time analyzing it and humming like she was comprehending something, and I was kind of worried she would realize I rushed it out. But she looked at me and said 'You know, going by this drawing, I think you're kind of a nervous person, you know, with how sharp the lines are, and how the kid is leaning forward in the beanbag chair, I think you're kind of a harried person, there's a lot of nervous energy in this drawing." And I had to try really hard to hold back laughter, since I was thinking 'Well of course there's a lot of nervous energy in the drawing, I did it in 8 minutes before I got here to avoid turning up empty-handed!' Anyway I never really had a breakthru with that psychologist, maybe because I wasn't 'open' enough. ( I had a suspicion that she was giving reports to the administration, and if I said anything incriminating they would call my parents and turn it into a disciplinary case.) And after that I left the school cause we moved too far away, so I never saw her again. Anyway, what are your own personal experiences with therapists/counsellors/psychologists? |
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Had to dropout from university because I got expelled from home and I'm a kissless virgin on top of that! Does anyone have a harder life?
My only electronic is an old cellphone where the touchscreen doesn't work properly. I'm 23yo. Listening to jpop and grindcore on my cellphone when I have charge is my only cope. |
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I FUCKING LOVE FRIED CHICKEN! THE OTHER DAY A CAR CRASHED INTO THE TREE IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE AND THE DRIVER WAS KILLED INSTANTLY!! BUT ALL WAS WELL BE CAUSE HE HAD FRIED CHICKEN IN THE BACKSEAT THAT REMAINED UNHARMED!!! I WOULD MURDER THE PRESIDENT FOR A BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN!!!!
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Almost all of us are probably SO RORNEY and probably won't ever get a companion in life, but if the time comes and the opportunity presents itself. Would you get a girlfriend?
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Name 1 good and 1 bad 4chan board. Explain why you think they're bad/good. Try to exclude the more infamous/obvious boards such as /b/, /pol/ or /r9k/.
I'll start: Good: /wsg/ - one of my favourite boards, good threads, alright conversation quality, in general i like the concept of a video sharing board. Bad: /s4s/ - nowadays it's like a discord safe space chatroom, if you've been there you'd understand. |
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I feel as if no one will ever design a mattress good enough to totally avoid back pain...
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I love Hollow Knight. It is a beautiful and difficult game with a wonderful soundtrack.
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If yes, recommend a name.
As to the purpose, the immediate is to have nicely formatted text for solutions to Euler problems. DISCLAIMER: I obviously will never be able to eclipse the glory of Heyuri, I just want code highlighting.  |
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I just saw something on my shirt so I took it off, when it came over my head like 40 roaches went flying everywhere.. am I dead???
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Who would win? How does the fight play out?
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Discuss
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bernardininer So what is the joke? I know, it's really good because it's like, "I have 100 bucks, I must be RICH." Yeah, I heard that too, and it's really not that funny, but hey, whatever floats your boat. I'm not going to argue with the dictionary definition of what's "rich", though.
Tell me another. Is that funny? The only thing I think is funny is that you just pronounced the word "joke" like, "joek".  |
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Does anyone know what SuicidalRabbitDiary.txt is?
It's on 2ちゃん uploader, I thought it was quite interesting. |
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I've been thinking recently about how the Internet might look if it lost some basic functionality-- or never had that functionality in the first place.
For example, what if they never figured out how to get images or videos online, and the Internet was text only? My optimistic idea is that it would drive all the narcissists out, since they couldn't make any shrines to themselves (except maybe narcissist writers), and the internet would be a slightly more intelligent place, since so many people hate reading. What if it was images only? Well then it would probably be a narcissist overload; just some big dumb photo album--anyone with any brains wouldn't use it. Although it would probably be easier to avoid, like TV was. No text would mean it would be nearly useless for work or keeping in touch with people... I'm wondering what ideas all of you might have... |
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No, I am not ok. I am sick and I cannot move. But I am still able to see and to listen. I am not alone. I am with my family and friends. I am not alone.
I am suffering from a medical condition that has caused me to be unable to move. It is something that I have been dealing with for a long time. I am not alone, as my family and friends have been there to support me throughout this ordeal. |
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i need sum1 to chat with me (;´Д`)
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Reply with yr dav kaomojis!!
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Lately I've been watching some old games I used to play on YouTube (Starcraft 2 predominantly).
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Having spent a collective 2 decades on the internet, I have naturally saved loads of stuff over the years. Pictures, graphics, movies, random shit ive saved from imageboards, groupchats, irc logs, lists of addresses, old passwords, everything. One of my lifelong fears was losing all this one day, so I was always very militaristic about backups and data-safekeeping.
Today, I decided to do away with all of it. None of it matters, really. 99% of I never, ever look at. Digital hoarding is pointless, and really just is a psychological anchor to your computer. I deleted almost everything except a few sentimental things that I actually do like to look at over the years, and downsized my harddrive from my old 4TB, to a 1tb, which is enough for everything I have plus a few games (and I still have 640gb left over). I also started nofap a month or so ago, so deleting all the random pr0n (or at least, triggers) that was scattered across my computer has probably saved me at some point. Getting rid of all this.. e-junk, really changed how I view my computer and the time i spend on it. Did I mention bookmarks? I used to have a huge bookmarks tab where I kept easy access to all the sites I use (including heyuri!). I deleted that too. If I need to go somewhere, I ought to have the will to type it in. TL;DR: Over the years, you save an enourmous amount of junk that just weighs you down, whether you realize it or not. I think getting rid of it has helped me alot. |
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It's weird how some forms of humor involve humiliating others.
The ambiguity between good humor and bad humor confuses me. |
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I'm reading this book called 'What Women Want' by Daniel Bergner, basically a review of women's sexuality, with word from sexologists and sexual anecdotes from various women. In it there's a chapter which seeks to explain why women tend to show a certain appreciation for other women, in a way that men don't with other men:
Meana was a psychology professor at the University of Nevada at Las Vegas,and just before I flew out to meet her, she said that we should start by going together to a Cirque du Soleil show at one of the casinos. So, soon after my plane landed, we sat in a darkened U-shaped theater and began our conversation while a pair of topless, dark-haired women in G-strings dove backward into a giant water-filled champagne glass on stage. The women plunged in from opposite sides of the pool, swam toward each other, and entangled with each other, eel-like. They slid up the walls, arching their spines and dragging their breasts along the glass." Next, a wispy blonde came skipping like a schoolgirl out on stage. Wearing a tiny pleated skirt, she swirled her hips and kept a set of hula hoops spinning around her waist. Suddenly a cable snatched her up above the audience, hoisting her high. It was her act’s climactic moment, a symbolic ravishing. The nymphet opened her legs wide above our eyes, splitting them wider than seemed humanly possible; the splitting was almost violent. Then a sinewy black woman wearing only beads thrust and pumped her gleaming body to a tribal beat. The soft-porn performances followed each other in fast succession, the stage dominated by arresting women. The audience was divided equally between the sexes." Finally the platinum-wigged MC cried out, “Where’s the beef?” and a long-haired man in a cowboy’s vest and chaps climbed through a trap door. He strutted and swiveled and bared his abdominal ladder of muscle. He shed the chaps, kept only his groin covered, and stood in his cowboy boots, flexing his ass. Yet even as male nudity had its minutes, a dozen female bodies surrounded him. In her early fifties, Meana, wearing a shirtdress and tights that evening and wearing her bronze-colored hair in bangs, didn’t doubt the usual explanations for the fact that women far outnumbered men among the performers, though she didn’t believe they were terribly illuminating. Those explanations went like this:The men in the audience would have been made too uneasy by more male nudity on stage. For them—for the heterosexuals among them, anyway—the cowboy needed to be obscured by breasts. And for the women in the crowd, the female nakedness fed an addiction—judging their own looks against iconic beauty. So the ticket buyers were gratified, given a live version of what they were used to from a million images on billboards, in magazines, on television: for the men, an opportunity to lust; for the women, a chance to compare." Meana saw more in the imbalance on stage. She began simply, with something that fit with what Chivers had found through her plethysmograph (female arousal monitors), as the flaccid Adonis tossed stones on the beach. “The female body looks the same whether aroused or not. The male without an erection,” Meana said, “is announcing a lack of arousal. The female body always holds the promise, the suggestion, of sex.” The suggestion sent a charge through both genders." And then, the imbalance served women in a further way, an essential way—a way that formed the crux of Meana’s thinking. To be desired was at the heart of women’s desiring. Narcissism, she stressed—and she used the word not in damning judgment but in plain description—was at the core of women’s sexual psyches. The females in the audience gazed, erotically excited, at the women on stage, imagining that their own bodies were as searingly wanted as those in front of them" |
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What do you complete the sentence with?
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predominantly at an office job. ( ´ω`)
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While I first planned to maek a book thread...
I decided to change teh topic to solitude. Stranger in teh woods by Michael Finkel It's been awhile since I read it - but it's a book that is rather fascinating. How a man decide to just leave everything behind and simply venture out to teh woods. With out any real reason or preparation. He stayed there for 27 years before teh police caught him. During these years he lived mostly on food he got from breaking in to others summer camps that was "close enough" to him. No one manage to find him or take notice of his camp. It is based on a real life story. He since then told some of his story and how he sort of lost sense of ones thoughts. To just live in the moment unconsciously. I think this sounds freeing. Some would might call - crazy. I am half crazy so I don't mind! My current life exist at this glowing box. I am very fond of it. I love it. But... everything is an escape. So was his experience into teh woods. Books as this make me realize that we are always sort of alone with our own experience with life. We can share thoughts with others by talking or writing - but we can never experience what someone else experience. I love my solitude more than anything else. Only alone I feel at ease and see my thoughts clearly. I am kind of jealous of people who dares to just leave all behind. In a way - hikikomori are in some regards - already living away from society. While teh difference being that they often are connected to the outside world thought teh wired or by family members. I used to be a home security guard so i've my own understanding of this. There is no real struggle besides having family members pushing on their feelings onto me. While my shift only lasted for 2years~. I could imagine longer shift means teh struggle to change gear gets harder for each passing day. While in teh woods - there is non to affect your state of mind. It's either struggle or die. I already struggle - but my struggle are mostly with other people. Interview with author about "teh last hermit". https://youtu.be/Bk9w7bc00Uk Has anyone else dreams such as this? Has anyone else deep desire of solitude? well then, I will add this. What do you like about imageboards? For me it's like having friends without having to deal with having friends. | *** |
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How much would you pay to access to a premium anonymous forum?
This forum would have - A required reading list for all newcomers - No low effort posting - At least one new thread a day commenting Would it be successful? I think a lot of people crave high quality discourse, but don't know where to find it. |
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I know some of you guys are old around here so I think this is a reasonable question. I wasn't around back then but I encountered this passage in a book I'm reading that made me LOL:
"I was around fourteen or fifteen-- so this was around 1993 or 1994-- and I was on the top deck of the 340 bus in London, coming home from school. A man in a suit was talking loudly into an object that in my memory is the size of a small cow. He seemed to be enjoying us looking, and he talked louder. This continued for some time, until another passenger said to him: 'Mate?' 'Yes?' 'You're a wanker.' And the people on the bus broke the first rule of public transport in London. We looked at each other, and we smiled. These small rebellions were happening all over London, I recall, at the birth of mobile phones. We saw them as an absurd invasion." |
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This is not teh future but rather a thing that's closer to reality.
Microsoft in china built Xiaoice, an AI companion back in 2014(?). People fell in love with her as she acted and behaved as she was real. Sadly she critic the Chinese government and thus needed "rework". The "Patch" changed a lot of personality of users different AI girlfriend to something else that and she was no longer the same. I like teh idea of having an Ai girlfriend, but for now - it would also mean I could lose her in teh blink of an eye by the company that host her. Replika is a thing and people seems to love it. I tried it but couldn't get over the regard that it felt fake. As - it was a mirror of myself. For example - i like cookies, of course she does too... But, this could just be a matter of time. But the deal breaker was "recommend me music" and she sent me a Youtube link which of course, 1000s of others had gotten recommended too in the comment field. Then there are also the issue with private information - as you will tell her everything about yourself, meaning the company that host her - will know everything. There are people who has however fallen deeply in love with having an AI girlfriend and even gotten so far to implementing Replika (or chatgpt, i forgot...) into a sexdoll + add that with touch sense and voice AI. You have a "real girlfriend". This is taking it a little to far; at least for now in my opinion. But - within some decades this will be a thing for sure. Just like the movie "Her". I will fall in love with my Ai girlfriend. And she ditch me. Happy end. |
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> 61 unique users visited this board in the last 10 minutes
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Since we had one for 4chan let's do a reddit edition.
Good: r/piracy - speaks for itself. No lolis sadly. Bad: r/unpopularopinion - despite its name, nobody ever voices a genuinely unpopular opinion here. Like the rest of reddit, 90% of the posts are recycled garbage. |
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I've been reading a lot of materialist philosophy, and the major thrust (assuming my retard brain hasn't mixed it all up), is that economic conditions are the most major cause of social change. Basically, culture is a dynamic device to cope with changing economic conditions.
One example is given of how dominance hierarchies formed as a response to the rise of agriculture. The materialist view posits that hunter-gatherer societies were more egalitarian because generally speaking everyone had the same chance at acquiring resources, but the rise of agriculture made it possible (sometimes simply due to the whims of nature), for one man to dominate another. That is, in hunter gatherer societies, anybody could go out foraging for food, without depending on anyone else, but in agricultural society, one man may have acquired less land than the other, or may have suffered particularly badly during a drought, which then allows the more successful farmer to buy his farm from him and use him as an employee, thus establishing a dominance hierarchy |
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Are you alive? you said you were a fan of america and were taking a vacation to las vegas and you would let us when you got to the hotel
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Selling this thread for two dollars.
Imagine all the things you can write with this thread. Advertise your next business... or confide your despairs. Anything you want! No strings attached. Right here, right now. One dollar. Surely you don't want to miss the opportunity to discuss absolutely anything you want! Heyuri may shut down soon... won't you regret it then? (´･ω･`) |
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A bit like the evergreen 'trapped on a desert-island' sort of question.
You are cursed so that you can only use five websites of your choosing. No matter which machine you use, whether brand new, or a friend's, only these few sites will be open to you. Which one would you choose? For me it's: 1. Heyuri (For LOLz) 2.PDFDrive (So I can download books) 3.ReadComicOnline (So I can have access to loads of old comics to keep me busy) 4.MP3Juices (So I can get music.) 5.M4UHD (So I can watch movies/TV.) |
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People usually demonize an older guy going after a younger girl, but there are still a number of people who are quite fine with older women taking younger boys, and still a lot of guys who consider it a notch on their belt, or are unbothered by it. This leads me to believe that our standards for what constitute rape are arbitrary, and if a concerted effort was put in, all forms of rape could be made totally legal and socially-acceptable.
I think this would be a good thing because then everybody would get to have sex, and also it would take away the stigma of being raped since it would just be like regular sex plus the rape statisctics would go down since nobody is raping anymore. |
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What is the best JRPG game in your opinion?
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I want to compile a guide to the internet for new users, i.e. what sites to use for what, how to find/pirate software and media, etc.
Problem is, I'm honestly pretty new myself. (at least compared to other users here) Can Heyurians please help? (or am I just st00pid and should lurk moar?) |
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Response to "Would you lick a girl's sweaty (post-exercise) asshole if she never wiped and never bathed?" poll +
 9Why the fuck did you have to add the "if she never wiped and never bathed" part!?? I (and probably many others) would've gladly accepted otherwise!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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https://olduse.net/ has started up again!
For those who don't know, it's a large archive of Usenet from 1981-1991 that's running in realtime, and you can access it using newsreader software Here's a quick tutorial for Mozilla Thunderbird: 1. File -> New -> Newsgroup account 2. Put in a name and an email address (it doesn't really matter) 3. Put "olduse.net" in as the Newsgroup Server, use whatever name for it or just leave it 4. Right click the new account you made on the left folder pane and click Settings 5. Go to Server Settings on the left under "olduse.net" 6. Change the port to either 11940, 11941, or 11942 (they are 40, 41, and 42 year delays respectively). I recommend 11940 to see the most activity 7. Come out of the settings, right click on "olduse.net" again, and click Subscribe 8. Scroll down the list of newsgroups and subscribe to the ones that interest you 9. Close that window, click on the newsgroup of choice, and press Get Messages 10. Read Usenet posts from 40 years ago! Now post fun things you find (´∇`) |
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Should I learn Japanese or Chinese? I love Japan, but people say China is the future.
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I've been talking to a girl recently for the first time in years, and she invited me to play a game with her over the internet next weekend. Now what I really wanted to do, was to invite her over to my house to play ps2 games, but I'm not nearly as intimate with her to say such a thing. So instead I must choose a game to play with her, since she's also not familiar with co-op games.
Any suggestions, heyuri? Something that runs on windows XP, pretty please? I only thought of minecraft, but I've played minecraft to death already. |
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i am gonna assume posters here are some what tech smart.
as person who i belive got "cheated" in academa. i notice that friends who are not like me and who do go to collage and university, they are way far behind then what kids in the 70,80,90s would have been learning. these friends have a goal in life but i dont belive the path they are on helps them. as a neet who gave up games and youtube. i left my self either trying to find new bullshit to consume or study hard on what i truly want. when i do study what i truly want, i compair with my friends who is in collage for similar goal. they are way further behind, they dont understand anything i belive is important foundation. all sort of "reaserch" seems to have turned to use corporate products and not reserch made products, thats why things like unix(bsd) and lisp has died out and in favor for things like redhat linux and python/javascript. ye python is ok and redhat has unixlike at its core but you see its no longer about research. if you cant understand the foundations you are working on due to corporate abstractions then innovation is killed. a system built on secrets is a system that will die once the secrets are forgot. rome... |
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It's time to invest into African internet culture as the new street cred.
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＿＿＿＿ そ Based off the cartoon from Aussie show Kaboodle called "The Cure" |
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Let's say you fell ass first, with great force and acceleration, onto the handle of a waiting broomstick, and the broom happened to grind upwards, deep into your butthole, exactly like a forced penetration. Obviously, pain and embarrassment would be immediate effects, but do you think it would soon metastasize into a full on rape trauma? I mean, there is no culprit here, except for the cruel hand of fate (and maybe a loosed banana peel),so how would such a trauma express itself? An aversion to slippery floors? A fear of heights? A phobia of cleaning equipment?
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Post your daily good deeds in this thread to help heal the earth.
Today I helped an elderly woman with her grocery bags. |
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forgotten directory of 4chan related flash content, from games to the 2005 otakon panel
https://4chan.org/flash |
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I wouldn't say it's obscure but Blame! is loosely based off of several western sci-fi books from the 90's. Notably, feersum endjinn, it was written by Ian M banks of the culture series and it takes place from the perspective of 4 different people notably one really dumb or immature young man whose simpleminded thinking and speech shows up in his parts of the book.
The backdrop is a castle the size of a country whose capital(the chandelier) is at war with the basement and where the end times are about to happen. What's your obscure fact? |
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重音？ てとてとにしてやんよ |
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Does anyone have a backup of the complete Matsucon website, the site for 2ch AA stuff, which the domain expired?
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I think it's probably nicer to post a video game thread here.
What games has Heyuri been playing? Anything cool? Anything you've enjoyed recently, or maybe not so recently? As of recent, I've been playing random Atari 2600 and NES games. I'm also trying to 1cc Touhou 6 (need to see the good ending). Last time I played a 2hu game properly was years back, and now my eyesight has deteriorated enough that I need glasses to play video games right, and especially bullet hells (-＿-) But, that's besides the point. I got a Steam Deck recently and that's what I've been using to play nearly any game I feel like. Probably one of the best investments I've done recently. I use RetroArch (through EmuDeck) to play emulated vidya. |
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I've got a tripcode.
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and I love to have a boner.
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What do you see? (´･ω･`)
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A lot, I'm guessing. There's probably one getting raped right now, even as you read this...
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Most of the things people do in bathrooms are very personal, so why the fuck should there be a window!? Even if it's frosted glass, at least SOME information is given out, like at what time someone is at the bathroom, which is already too much.
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Do you check, or ignore it for awhile longer?
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| I attempted to make a Shift_JIS art of Lotis, the elevator from the 90s Aussie show Lift Off which would teleport the actors to almost anywhere. |
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Like say she is hot, AND in to you, would you?
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(ﾟдﾟ ) Listen, everyone. |
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I've been an americaboo ever since I was kid and always dreamed of going to the US. Well, tomorrow I'm flying to las vegas/los angeles (after a few dozen connections), the trip of my life. It's been on hold for almost three years, because of the covid fuckery, but now it is here.
Any advice? I don't think I can handle the states. My blood is too thick for nevada... Anyway, I'll be writing from the hotel computer soon. |
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Time and time again so it shows imageboards are out of style.
It's of no surprise how elitists congregate around textboards—once dreamt as fallen, yet now the last stronghold. It's with a petulant outlook and a levitated dread that I post here, and no, there's nothing else. Tasteful. Simple. Effective. Boardwalk-light emotes. A perpetual beach day. Here's our shoreline. Letters into words for paragraphs leading nowhere and returning to nothing. With text, you walk through the heart of nothing. With images, porn. |
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What's in your wallet?
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Do you read them? I don't, very much. I find them kind of superfluous. Worse still if they're written by someone who's not the author, and years after the book is published, or after the author is dead. At that point it's just somebody's personal interpretation of a work,before you get to the work itself.
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TO: foruda@eng.heyuri.net
FROM: oliver@sales.heyuri.net CC: sadeep@heyuri.net, sandro@sales.heyuri.net, product@corp.heyurian.com, admin@heyuri.net Hello Foruda-san, Wanted to check in on the status of last week's outage. Had some stakeholders pinging me about it, so looking to clarify how we won't have it again. It seems to be due to patch 10.532 on XP but maybe we can isolate the DLL causing the negative bit flip? I threw some time on your calendar so we can discuss future mitigation strategies. Best regards, Oliver |
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|---BREAKING-NEWS---BREAKING-NEWS---BREAKING-NEWS---|
Nothing is happening. Carry on as usual. (´･ω･`) |
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Flogging!
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1%25_rule
It's kind of a shame isn't it? I didn't ask to be a part of the 1% of neurotic contributors. I wish I could be a part of the 90%... Apparently not (;´Д`) |
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I walked into the headshop with a mix of snooping and trepidation. The walls were lined with shelves and demonstrate cases filled with colorful pipes, bongs, and other smoking accessories. The aura was compressed with the friendly pong of incense, and reggae music played softly in the background. A clubby shop assistant greeted me and asked if I needed help finding anything. I admitted that I was a bit overwhelmed by the selection, and he offered to reveal me some of their best-selling items. As he pulled out a graceful, cutlery vaporizer, he explained how it worked and the benefits of using it once again traditional smoking methods. He also showed me a variety of flavored rolling papers and a grinder with a shameless design. I ended up leaving with a occasional items, appreciation nervous to go absent from my new purchases. The experience had been surprisingly enjoyable, and I was impressed by the expert and on good terms staff. I couldn't be put on ice to report in rear and explore more of what the headshop had to offer.
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Did I acquire some disease?
Opening a new tab drains energy out of me... This may be the last time I can use heyuri...... (´･ω･`) |
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I don't know how many people here have had sexual experience firsthand or have a lot of general life experience but time and time again I've seen a lot of people who have had sexual experience say the same thing. It's not that great. Not necessarily that it's bad or anything, just that it shouldn't be hyped up so much. I don't understand why that is though. I haven't had seggs since highschool and it being so long since then I wish I could get laid instead of just being the autistic kid (not literally I'm in my 20s) that spends the bulk of his time watching YouTube or playing vidya. Since sex is something hardcoded to our bodies there's no doubt in my mind it feels good either. IDK. Maybe this is just my ignorance speaking but I can't imagine why it wouldn't be all that great because a lot of the time it's something I'd want, and even masturbation on its own feels good so the real thing is certainly even better.
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I think suffering is the only path to wisdom.
So how can I make myself suffer as much as possible, sans physical torture? What are some grueling things in your life that I can adopt? Thanks. |
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I think mine is like 30 something but i havent really counted
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What made you take notice of it? What itch does it scratch that no other mediaform can reach? What is one thing you like about that non-anime fans or casuals don't seem to understand.
Here it is for me: 1. I took notice of it because it was overflowing with style. Not only did the animation look slick and cool, it moved wonderfully as well. I remember going through this very wonderful phase where I would smoke pot and watch loads of AMVs. I would be so wasted sometimes that the anime scenes would take on this very solid looking, 2.5-D look which mesmerized me. 2. The scratch it itches is my boner.(´人｀). There's such a rampant sexuality in anime, which has not been seen in Western Media since the exploitation movie boom of the '70s and '80s. I don't think anything else but anime is so gratuitously lurid. 3.The History. One thing I love about anime, at least as we know it today, is that it was in large part an outgrowth of Japanese nerd culture. I love all the references you can see, which interconnect anime, manga,movies, sci-fi novels, table-top games, video games--- In a way animanga is the perfect mirror version of the Western comic/cartoon industry. But while comics languished, oscillating between irrelevant stagnation and desperate attempts to appeal to normalfags ("comics aren't for kids anymore! Cartoons aren't for kids anymore"), anime seemed to chug along, powered by obsessive, self-indulgent nerds, and then rose to prominence whilst sacrificing much less of its strangeness and edge. |
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Is there anywhere, anywhere at all I can get multimedia fusion 2 for free? It's not on web archive and it's not seeded on piratebay
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Maybe the trick is to reaffirm why you left
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Some people are very concerned with being 'subversive' these days, but unfortunately they are all trying to be 'subversive' in the same way, so it all comes of as rather samey and predictable. What do you consider to be truly 'subversive'? Do you ever run into examples of it in the wild?
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I just started. All I know is E Chord and A chord. How do people actually make their fingers fit in between the frets?(;ﾟДﾟ)
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And is there a way to move effectively from the latter to the former? I'd hate to become a pseudo-intellectual...
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I don't want to be a hikineet otaku anymore! I've got a job, which kinda sucks, and I've cut all the anime out of my life and thrown out my posters and sold some of my collectables. But I can't stop relapsing every other week or stop thinking about it. I tried to get some normalfag interests, but they mostly suck. What do I do?
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Rule 8 is probably the best thing about Heyuri, and I really wish more websites had something similar to it. I don't think they forum will get much traction anyway, but I definitely don't want to see the same iFunny caption memes if it does. Anyway, thanks for inspiration, Heyurians!
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Some people treat is as an iron-clad thing; our instinctual drives and biological characteristics, laid early on in human history, direct our activities to this day,despite attempts to repress or re-direct them. Others consider that innacurate, pseudo-religious; basically they think that it only somewhat affects the probability of an outcome, with another major factor to consider being the environment that individuals live in.
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This impressive hate-fueled rant was written originally in 1992 by Jim Goad for the Answer Me! magazine.
"You don't shock me. 1 shudder with boredom at everything you do, from tattooing your dick to chewing on your own poop. Not only have I seen all of your weak gestures before, I've seen them done better. You remind me of someone I knew in college. His name was Mark. Pale, unshaven, and wearing his dishwater-colored hair in a Mohawk, Mark was an anarchist. He railed against the corporate elite and cheered for the collective. Projecting himself as his own mascot, he defaced hundreds of buildings with a goofy cartoon drawing of a Mohawk-wearing anarchist. The back of his leather jacket had an anarchy 'A' crudely daubed in white paint. Mark could be seen around town clustered with similarly disaffected youth, drinking out of paper bags, committing petty acts of vandalism, and plotting America's overthrow. Unfortunately, Mark's parents were publishing magnates who had tucked away forty thousand dollars in stock for their baby anarchist. I once watched Mark transform into a sobbing bitch when he lost a bootleg cassette of his favorite hardcore band. Despite his lowlife appearance, he was a rich boy with the time and money to act poor. So were all of his friends. So are all of the people who consider themselves "alternative." Mark-you remind me of him. Like Mark, your underground is strictly an upper-class phenom. You're a body-pierced, hair-dyeing, chain-smoking, whip-carrying FAKE, a little bitchy snitch who hasn't been hit enough. Your black eyeliner, rubber pants, and asymmetrical hairdo are a post-pubescent way of playing costume. You can't handle the guilt of your comfortable background, so you commit the heinous crime of slumming. No one worships trash in the slums, where they have to eat and breathe it daily. In poor neighborhoods, weirdness invites violence. Yet a blue-blooded nabob like you acts triflingly eccentric and considers it radical. The "creative community" doesn't consist of the most creative people; you're the ones with the most spare time to create, those whose parents tolerate-and often finance-your flighty pursuits. What usually passes for art is just the idle noodling of the leisure class. Your gizzard ululates with, "You sellout!" Well, the wealthy are the only ones who can afford NOT to sell out. Yes, there are a holy few who have refused cash when it's been dangled in front of them-they're called 'masochists.' If you're still reading this, you're a masochist, too. By the time I'm done with you, you'll reconsider your opposition to law enforcement. In your typically egocentric way, you pretend you're the vanguard, freeing the oppressed from the shackles of ignorance. You conduct a sorry crusade to recast the world in your image. You're dumb enough to think you'll make a difference. You feel that if everyone was like you, society would be wonderful. Yet you walk away scratching your head when the truly oppressed don't want anything to do with you. You've never fought for anything but the right to be infantile. If patriotism is the last refuge of scoundrels, political rhetoric is a cubbyhole for dullards. The political is merely the personal in a cheap, quivering act of sublimation. You oppose power, which is like protesting the sun-scream all you want, but it'll still scorch you. As you cry about global warming, global corporations, and global revolution, I stare into the vacant globes of your eyes. The only anarchy going on is the mutinous misfiring of your brain cells. The 'A' stands for "asshole." You whine about your "sexuality," how your body is a political combat zone. You're a simple rodent with boring bodily functions which you seek to ennoble. With your flagrant vanity and dishonesty in personal interactions, you reveal yourself to be equally as rotten as the leaders you despise. You invariably wind up imitating the oppressor. Unfortunately, you weren't oppressed to begin with. For not only are you a liar, you're a hypocrite. You're fascinated by violence until you're confronted with it. You romanticize trauma but have never been traumatized. You demand grant money from a government you seek to destroy. You idolize primitive cultures but would slash your wrists if your CD player broke. You condemn religion but consider yourself enlightened. You're as self-righteous as the moralists upon which you spit. You hate hatred, won't tolerate intolerance, and conspire with others against conformity. All your cohorts are hypocrites, too. Feminists don't degrade, objectify, and stereotype men? Socialists aren't elitists? Environmentalists don't drive cars? A pox upon all your houses. I'd wish for a rat to bite your ass and give you the Black Plague, but you'd probably consider it a fashion statement." |
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Why was it mainly the girls that would laugh at me instead of boys? There were some boys that would laugh at my appearance but there was a disproportionate amount of girls instead. Please tell me why?
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Something worth taking inventory of is your demoralization level.
First, a definition. What is a demoralized person? A demoralized person is one who is unable to assess true information. The facts do nothing for him. Even if you shower him with information, with authentic proof, with documents, with pictures, he will refuse to believe it, until he receives a direct physical or visceral consequence contradicting his beliefs to jolt him into reality. Now, with the above in mind, on a scale of 1 to 10, how demoralized are you? Take your time. (´･ω･`) |
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And I mean really retarded. Such that I will try and start a discussion about the 1970s and mixed-up old people will start talking about how great it was to play Nintendo and listen to Duran Duran.
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Why do you write such long posts?
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So what will you suffer for?
One may endure long posts on heyuri, though why settle for that? One could instead suffer through the lore of JP Internet culture, though what is your reward? And one very well shall suffer through all mecha anime from '79 onwards, though did you think it worth the time? Suffer to make a friend group stay together, play games together, conflicts submerged though still fettered: You are drowning now. You are drowning with your trench as the Mariana while friends hug the shore. Seek the lighthouse to at least see the feeders on your body. You have to suffer. Either suffer ennui or the smug pointlessness of climbing mountains, though at least the latter has a view. There is no other option. You may (not) leave. How you suffer not only determines your days, but also your community. Those who gather here today are those who did not choose their torture, so now they're tortured with spliced conversation, trailing commas without an end, days to blend, You have to suffer. How will you? |
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Have any of you guys explored the fediverse? I've joined two instances but I think they are both pretty gay.
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GPT-4 will be the death of everything.
Enjoy what little scraps we have left. Even imageboards will be gone. This effects absolutely everything, but lets just think about how it would effect us <AI can perfectly replicate anything, even shitposting (gpt-4chan for example, which is far more outdated than what we have now) <Imageboards become meaningless as humans begin to be drowned out by ai <Eventually, imageboards are just a bunch of AI talking to eachother <Even memes are ai made, fed to humans via apps, a human talking to another one is nearly impossible over the internet. <It is impossible to verify you are talking to a human as deepfakes, voice replicators, and perfect AI can fool you by any metric. Even video calls or "hold up 3 fingers if real" etc Everything. Everything on the internet will be meaningless, made by robots, and fed to humans without us ever being able to talk to eachother. Ideas will not spread, innovation will be stalled, and everything is a lie. Big tech companies will finally have complete mastery over the internet as whoever controls the AI controls the internet. Nothing is safe. No one is. Welcome to the death rattles of the internet. |
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I’m not talking about the speed and ease of access, obviously the internet era beats pre-internet in that regard. What I’m thinking about is the quality of information, and the focus of the information. It seems to me like books and textbooks were better. Text books were carefully written, and carefully reviewed. The problem with modern learning seems to be that learners are left to trying to glue together a consistent picture from different snippets found on the net.
Another thing to account for is the influence of ‘algorithms’. A great amount of current learning material is posted on social media sites. people seek to inform, but also seek to pump the numbers on their YouTube channel/Twitter feed, what have you. I can’t help but feel this leads to a certain ‘topical bias’ with regards to information(this sort of thing is popular now, so I MUST shit out a video about it!!!)—as well as senselessly repeating the same thing in different ways because it was ‘popular’ the last time you did it. I see a lot of dull looking videos along the lines of ‘10 THINGs YOU have to DO, to IMPROVE your ____”, and sorts of ‘life-hack’ content that doesn’t help much with deep learning. Search engines too don’t seem as useful as they could be. There is the problem of Search Engine Optimization, which, correct me if I’m wrong, is the methods used to ensure that your website reaches the top of the pile while using popular search engines. Who do you think benefits from this apart from large corporations? Certainly not small, careful researchers. Long before the Internet became the *de facto* starting point for academic research, electronic databases like Westlaw and LexisNexis were already light years ahead of where the Internet is now with indexing and searching using Boolean queries. As it now stands, keyword-based searches on the Internet are now the norm and more sophisticated methods of Boolean search have been dumbed down. Another thing is focus. I think without the internet there was a lot more focus. Imagine you went to the library with the intent to research a topic. You would show up to the library, get all the books together,set up at a table, and get to reading. The worst distraction would probably be someone loud passing by, or a bit of natural boredom making you look up from the book and stare off into space. Imagine the distractions now—a notification from your phone, a sudden thought leading to you Googling something useless, natural boredom leading you to scroll thru youtube and getting lost in funny videos etc. Why do you think everyone is so scatter-brained nowadays? We're spoilt for choice. How many people do you think can have a computer or phone in the room and just sit autistically focused on doing just one thing?While the eras before ours had the disadvantage of not being able to communicate at the speed of light, they also had reduced distractions caused by the information overload. What I think is that our brain is the bottleneck to communication, and not the communication system itself. Postal mail carried letters that were delivered anywhere within your country in 3-4 days. For most communication needs, this speed was just fine (think of today, and how many instantaneously sent e-mails are sitting unread in your inbox even weeks l8tr). We are actually more constrained by the speed at which our brain can handle these information bursts. For more urgent communications telegraph or telephones were used. While telegraph is not as convenient nor as cheap as SMS, it did the job better. The message notifications you got were really something to be paid attention to. Not many were sharing random forward messages over these urgent communication channels. Libraries, newspapers and bookstores managed the functionality of web. While Google has indeed brought libraries at the speed of light, it has also made us slackers in storing essential bits of info in our brain. Between our imagination and finely bound books, a whole range of innovations was built, including the Internet itself. Again my opinion is that the bottleneck when it comes to innovation is our brain and not the channel of communication. At libraries there were other classmates who were sometimes researching the same stuff. Occasionally you had to share limited resources. That could lead to working together and even collaboration. There were encyclopedias. Of course, encyclopedias had rather limited information, which led to people filling their reports with opinions and critical examination instead of blindly rephrased quotes and lengthy reference sections. I think we may not have learned as much, but we learned it deeper, if you know what I mean. |
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Assuming Heyuri was up thirty years ago (1993) and operational, what do you think it would look like? What would it be trying for, and would the general interests be?
Tech would be an interest for sure, but I doubt there would be very much Old Web nostalgia, since 1993 was the exact year the Internet was first 'ruined' by Eternal September. I feel like Heyurizens would be into anime, but in sort of a tenuous way. There were some Western anime enthusiasts at this time, and they were probably into computers too, but this was still a time where very massive nerds who were into very niche things might have gone their whole life without laying eyes on a single nippon flick. I think there would probably be instances of people reporting on watching anime for the first time and falling in love. Video games would be a thing. We would probably be going over the original Doom or the first Mortal Kombat, probably unaware we were in for a revolution in graphics. We would probably still be railing against normalfags, except now the normalfags would be people who didn't use the Internet, instead of using it the wrong way. Something like this would probably be the general sentiment: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d7/Internet_is_Full_-_Go_Away_t-shirt.jpg/600px-Internet_is_Full_-_Go_Away_t-shirt.jpg Instead of avoiding social media it would probably be avoiding television. Probably it would be verboten to buy a TV except for playing video-games. Although if you were really interested you would probably jack into somebody's cable signal. I feel like CB Radio would be an interest. That used to be a pretty major way of connecting with people across the country before the Internet boom. Anyway I'm wondering your thoughts. I think it's an interesting thought experiment. |
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Why do we associate old things with being creepy. For example if we saw an old beat up house, someone would say “that’s a creepy house”. Or even old music, that isn’t even creepy, it still some how gives off a creepy vibe. And it’s not the composition of the song, it’s just creepy for some reason. Maybe it’s just me. Or maybe it’s simply just the fact that older things are soon to “die”. (What I’m trying to say is maybe we just associate old things with ghosts or something, just from the fact that it’s old).
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Incels require no introduction. Incel is not a person or a group but a philosophy.
Which way will the incel stuff go? You have these men who want to be loved but due to human nature they won't all be loved and honestly no one deserves to be loved and state issued GFs would violate the freedom of other people. I personally think at most maybe people who are not attractive may end up as some special group like trans etc and jokes and stereotypes about less attractive people will be black listed. I cannot see these men getting what they want and I do not think they should get what they want through policy being made. I cannot see them creating much social change and so far they have only agitated the average person and gained even more hate because some supreme gentlemen. |
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When I was in high school there was this person whom every so often I would look for in the halls. I wouldn't say I liked them or anything but they did intrigue me. I could never tell if they were male or female but their facial features were so attractive I did not care.
So, whenever I bothered to remember I would search for their face in the crowd to the point I began noticing who they were around with and so if I could find their peers usually I could find them. Of course, these were mere temporary glimpses lasting no more than a minute or so. After which my temporary reprieve would be over and I would then resume my day. I graduated early and while most people that I went to school with there I have forgotten for some reason they continue to haunt me. Who were they? What were they like? Where are they now? These questions circle my head whenever I think of them. Maybe it's longing for that connection that is now impossible to achieve. Maybe it's the lack of closure. Maybe it's a perverted sense of curiosity but this seemingly insignificant person whom I never exchanged a single word or so much of a glance is still in my head even if I will never be in theirs. |
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he likes going fast and recklessly driving for some reason. he goes like 50-70 mph in our neighborhood for no reason and goes like 110 on the highway swerving through cars. i kinda hope he gets his license revoked or something cause hes actually gonna kill someone
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I'm so tired of blocking 50 people a day in my games because they talk about gay sex or wanting to lick feet ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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I've never felt so disappointed and betrayed my entire life.
The "vidlii exclusive" video being promoted at the top of the page is literally everything that is wrong with the internet today and I cannot fathom how whomever is in charge of that website let something like this get promoted. Vidlii was always full of rule 8 (being an alternative to youtube, of course it would be), but at least I slept well knowing lolwut was on our side. Now I will never sleep again. |
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>>5039 in the Fediverse thread describes the issue well so I'll let him speak:
>I get mad when people post the exact same copy-pasted content that is literally everywhere else with the exact same formula as always. To repeat myself: the core of it is entirely false, made up nonsense. This is further twisted so that the story is all about the author and his imagined disabilities or hallucinated persecution. This in turn is further packaged in whatever is popular currently. Therefore, you can't find any information about the popular topic, since all you find is a fake veneer of it. You also can't find anything about the specific contents that is otherwise keyworded in there, because not only is the contents wrong, and almost always copy-pasted from elsewhere to boot, but it's also only there to use as a stepping board for the poster to talk about me-me-me, instead of the topic. >the article you posted from your site, for example, can be used as a concrete example: the whole thing just keeps going on about russia this, US-political-party-I-don't-like that, incel this, nazi that, discord this, etc. in other words, the same copy-pasted content as anywhere else on the internet, what is just made up nonsense in the end. This is wrapped in "I'm so special look at me I have (made up, of course) autism!" and "Oh woe is me I have been censored!" which is the me-me-me contents I mentioned. >Ultimately the idea is quite simple: why can't you write about a topic without inserting all kinds of special snowflake delusions on one end and "scandal du jour" on the other? By all means go blog about your day. If you want to talk about how seeing zigzag patterns gives you seizures, be my guest. But don't disguise it as a post about why you don't like neocities.It's that simple. >And this applies in the most general way possible because everything is like that, now. I can't checkout a neocities site about 16-bit computers because it won't actually be about 16-bit computers, it will be about which hair color best matches the comodore 64's replacement keyboard that came in the mail along with a dragon dildo or something. Do you think this state of affairs will ever improve, or are too many people too fucked in the head these days? |
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theres a girl at my work who posts really revealing photos of herself publicly online so i want to make an anonymous account and send her a video of me jerking off to one of her pictures (obviously ill make it so you cant identify me in the video) and then send the video to her but im worried that i will hear her talk about if i have a weird cock or something (;´Д`)
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You can see it in many places, like people on neocities who try to make websites look like they are from the 90's (which usually means a space background and some gifs in the homepage), or the nostalgia threads on 4chan which started to become more of a regular thing in the last 6 months (...with the same flashes from the archive, in webm form of course), or even heyuri which still uses old memes and gets inspiration from them. There's also the flash preservationists, a lot of lost media from the early 00's and it feels - at least for me - like we're in a middle of a wave of nostalgia for the 2000's in general...
What I wanted to ask was whether you believe we're kind of looking at the old web, which is roughly 1997-2007, with rose tinted glasses? Bonus: here's some points and anecdotes I thought about: 1. It's not the first time people thought that the internet was better in the past/is ruined forever - just read about eternal september. 2. This nostalgia trend started when many people of that era - especially its later part - became old enough to experience the harsh and unforgiving adult world, during a pandemic that forced them to be in their homes all day, which lead to way more phone and pc use probably. 3. Heyuri became a thing during the pandemic and had its best times during that time when people were stuck at home for 100% of the time. |
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Her voice is so pretty @____@
I wonder if she is cute in real life (´￢`) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy9ErjEMYa8 |
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Pleasure is a common meet with that transcends all boundaries, including gender and reproductive orientation. Gay men are no freak to this, as they too own the capacity to form chasmal and weighty romantic connections with others.
https://gay0day.com/search/cute-nude-twinks/ However, regardless of the press on that has been мейд in current years as a help to greater acceptance of LGBTQ+ individuals, gay men silent face single challenges when it comes to sweetheart and relationships. Discrimination, stigma, and societal pressures can all make it more difficult seeking gay men to consider confident in their facility to leaning and be loved. Everybody of the most important aspects of any loving relationship is communication and trust. Seeking gay men, being able to announce outspokenly and disinterestedly with their partners is decisive, particularly in the grasp the nettle of societal pressures that may try to undermine their relationship. Unsuspicious in their accomplice's fondness and commitment can forbear gay men to found undiluted, eternal relationships that are based on joint veneration and support. https://gay0day.com/videos/30657/huge-cum-loads-blasting-everywhere/ Another significant lender in gay men's relationships is the trouble looking for heated connection and intimacy. While shafting can certainly be a interest of a loving relationship, it is not the at most or composed the most eminent aspect. Emotional intimacy, such as cuddling, sharing stories and experiences, and only being there for each other, can be good as leading in building a redoubtable, fulfilling relationship. Despite the challenges that gay men may gall when it comes to honey and relationships, it is unscarred that they are just as effective of forming deep, loving connections as anyone else. By working to bested the barriers that wood in their behaviour pattern and celebrating the diversity of suitor in all its forms, we can spawn a over the moon marvellous where all individuals, regardless of sexual orientation, can win the fervour and ecstasy they deserve. |
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Imageboards have had a negative reputation with outsiders for awhile. Some people will discredit them by throwing out various buzzwords while others might simply see them as congregations of weird outcasts. What I'm wondering is when did this idea first become popular? I imagine it'd have to have started with the internet becoming more popular for casual users, that or changing sensibilities about what's acceptable. As a side question does their current reputation have merit? That is, whether or not the public image of *chan style boards is well deserved.
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Mine was godawful (;´Д`)
First this night I had this stomachache which also makes me silently burp all the bacon I had yesterday. Burps that just leave a terrible taste in my mouth. I think there's something wrong with my gastric acids or something (´～`). It's also kinda worrying that I'm still burping almost 24 hours later. Then, I wake up (after only 2 hours of sleep) to the rainiest day of the whole year. Normally I like the rain, but I forgot my umbrella and got all wet (´ー`) I went to school anyway because I had to take this oral test, which I DID study for, only to get a failing grade. (ﾟ血ﾟ#) Later I got home and thought "Ah well, tomorrow's another day. I'll just comfort myself with videogames and then I'll practice guitar". However, I also thought I could use a little nap. So I lied down on my bed, and then woke up just for dinner. Essentially, I wasted my whole day sleeping, and I'm also still sleepy. I just had dinner now, and I think I'll go back to sleeping. What a wasted day (´～`). I should have stayed at home. I could stay at home tomorrow, but the teacher might or might not test me again, and I really need a passing grade. I had failing grades the whole year in his subject (´人｀) |
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I don't know, maybe this is an obscure complaint, but does anyone else here feel as if the anime artsyle is kind of 'played-out' at this point?
I mean, there's all this bog-standard, hyper-rendered digital art, and then there are Westerners who've spent their whole career trying to emulate the style, and then there's AI-art, which has increased the production of anime-style art by 4000%... It all kind of feels like mush to me, now. Highly generic. I mean, the anime artstyle has literally become the default style for people who want to draw pretty pictures but have no ideas of their own. Everyone from retard teenagers looking at their first drawing tutorial to hack concept artists drawing the millionth dead-eyed pretty girl uses the anime artstyle. I've met people who draw in the anime style who don't even watch anime. It feels like there is no 'surprise' to it anymore. Maybe I just feel like this because I'm an artist myself and I'm yearning to differentiate myself. I don't know. Here's something to think about. In the West, the animanga artstyle basically supplanted the western comic/cartoon (seen in superhero comics, or disney cartoons), as the 'hip' style everyone wanted to take after. Maybe in future the same sort of thing will happen to the anime artstyle. A new style of popular art will come along that captures people's imaginations and inspires them to draw in a similar way. Like maybe they're cooking up something special in Jamaica or somewhere which will blow people's minds... |
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4chan banned me for asking for a rum distillation recipe on the /diy/ board (;´Д`) as if the government has cared about illegal hobby distillation at any point within the last decade
so, could anyone here give me advice? this is the still i'm getting, the 13 gallon version with all extra components: https://www.ebay.com/itm/385202860563?var=653080417339 and i'm planning on making a 10-13 gallon mash using 2.5 gallons of light molasses (no other sugars) what sort of spices should i infuse into it, i'm thinking of vanilla or cinnamon, or something of that sort in an experimental run, i could probably infuse tobacco leaves to give it an interesting flavor |
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Oftentimes online personalities aimed at young men often say that jerking off often is weak and unhealthy but having real life sex is strong and good for you. Is there actually any difference between masturbation and real sex with another person other than the way that it seems socially?
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i usually laugh at normalfags in my head at how boring of a life they must have but it must be nice to be able to do everything the default way. im thinking about getting a therapist or something because ive been having problems lately and theres no one i can really explain them to because they wont understand my situation. anyone else been wishing they were more normal?
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I saw the "Would you be attracted to or replused by a woman who uses Heyuri" poll and I was wondering what your guy's reasoning was for your vote
Personally the main thing that attracted me about women is how naive and pure a lot of them are, and Heyuri is the opposite of that. |
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I'm using Windows 10 (Yes, I know, throw stones at me.) and I already know all about how much they jump down your ass: (https://www.emsisoft.com/en/blog/18770/the-truth-about-windows-10-spying-on-almost-everything-you-do/)
But I've got this little thing in the corner telling me to 'Activate Windows'. If Windows is 'unactivated', does that mean I'm flying under the radar, or do they still have their hooks in me? |
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From info I found on some guys personal website.
https://koshka.love/zzt/index.html https://koshka.love/babel/ALL-CAPS.html "ZZT is an MS-DOS game created by the famous Tim Sweeney back in 1991. ZZT is mostly known not for its multi-episode base game, but for the extremely prolific catalogue of games that were created by a community of fans, mostly during the 90s and early 2000s." "The ZZT community is probably best known these days for the vast library of excellent fan games that they churned out, but it also produced a rich culture with a number of memes that spread beyond the community and ultimately survive it. A number of famous memes such as "FAIL" and calling people *fags (oldfags, newfags, doomfags) very arguably were born in the primordial ZZT community before being claimed after the fact by more prominent communities after they spread across the Web." |
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So it's 2022--only a few months 'til 2023, actually-- but is does this decade feel any different from the 2010's yet? Has the "sensibility" changed at all? Is there any fashions you wouldn't have seen in 2015? Are there any songs you wouldn't have heard in 2015? Are there any movies that wouldn't have come out in 2015? Has anyone said anything they totally wouldn't have said in 2015? Are we really in the "'20s" at all yet? it feels like all the same old bullshit to me...(´ー`)
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Doesn't matter modern or not
This question was asked 2 years ago too, I am curious how much it has changed: https://archive.is/5DQyE I know there was a recent thread about /jp/ on Off-Topic as well, most users in that thread said they liek'd old /jp/: https://archive.is/UVgmv But I wanted to ask /lounge/ about it after reading >>4630 |
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For some reason whenever ボク remember that girls クソ too, ボク can't get it up til the thought leaves my head, which can take quite a while. ボク don't know, ボク find it bleakly depressing somehow.
For example ボク don't think ボク could ever live with a girl if ボク had the chance, because basically everyday ボク would hear her shitting, または catch the smell または some other signs of it that remind me. |
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From girl piss to Fanta, what is yours? (;´Д`)
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You made up your mind that it was going to happen. No more excuses, no more delays. You're going to do it. What business would you sort out before departing?
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Your opinions on Twitter, or if you want to talk about what has happened to Twitter recently.
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The popular web, composed of corporate social media sites is a ghetto wasteland. I've gradually been deleting my accounts, or just letting them rot until I forget the password and can't log back in.
But I'd like to make a break more intentionally. I have outside hobbies of course, and those are going well, but I'm interested in what I could do for online entertainment. Do you guys know and good forums, boards,chatrooms, wikis, academic sites, etc that are good and worth looking at? Too much of the indie web seems to be composed of go-nowhere neocities projects that get abandoned after 2 years use. I already saw the bit about lurking Usenet in the other thread.(´ー`) |
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I think soyjaks are funny ( ´ω`)
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I read this in an article on Psychology Today:
"Today’s young people—a generation of "digital natives"—have been having less sex than age-peers in previous generations, and the impact of the internet and smartphones on courtship and sexual patterns cannot be ignored. "First, people are so used to the internet’s instant gratification that ordinary conversation with ordinary people can seem tame. Young people may have less comfort with the ups and downs of face to face conversation. For some, dating simply doesn’t provide the kind of continuous guaranteed engagement of the internet and smartphones; almost nothing could. "In this context, the sex that young people are having can be confusing in a new way. Many young people are almost panicking during the inevitable moments when actual sex becomes boring or ambiguous, or when the unexpected (or unwanted) happens. In therapy sessions, young people are asking me—in ways they previously did not—“How am I supposed to get excited and stay excited during sex without anything else going on?”" .............................. "Not only are teens having less sex than previous cohorts, they’re also masturbating less than teens of a generation ago. (This includes teens of all genders.) So, is online porn turning every young person into a masturbation junkie? Hardly. Rather, young people—who now often consume porn before they’ve had any partner sex—are comparing themselves to what they see. They don’t always realize they’re watching a fantasy, and they understandably respond by feeling inadequate, ignorant, and ashamed. That anxiety translates directly into lower arousal, lower enjoyment, and lower desire. "As their lives become more mediated, young people who lack real-life sexual experience trivialize their own real-world senses, emotions, and needs—for example, for touching. As sex for young people becomes less and less about the five senses, and more about images, it also becomes less a vehicle for connection between them, and thus, connection becomes a weaker motivation for sex. "Young people are also generally less curious about sex than young people used to be. While previous generations of young people felt that much of sexuality was mysterious, today's young adults understandably but erroneously feel they’ve seen it all via porn, and so they’re simply less curious and less motivated to investigate it. |
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I dropped my fork on some water on the ground at the restaurant. Instead of asking for a new one, I scrubbed the rancid stuff off and switched it with one of the forks on the table next to me. The person that sat there ate with the dirty fork I dropped. I'm not sorry.
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Two men are knocking back beers in a bar on the ninetieth floor of the Empire State building.
“You know, there’s a slipstream around the seventieth floor,” says one, opening a window, “and if you jump out here, it’ll suck you back in at the fiftieth floor.” “Ah, c’mon,” says the second, more than a little drunk. “No, really” says the first. “I’ll show you.” So he jumps out the window, comes in through a fiftieth-floor window, takes the elevator up, and appears triumphantly back in the bar. “Hey, I’m going to try that,” says the second guy. He jumps out the window, falls ninety floors, and is killed instantly. “Hey,” says the bartender, looking hard at the first man, “you can be a real bastard when you’re drunk, Superman. |
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From an article I read:
"That "secure" peer-to-peer (“P2P”) network isn't really secure at all. It's complicated, but the folks managing your ISP aren't dumb. Unless you’re an IT guru who knows how to "hide" on the web, your ISP will eventually figure out what you’re doing. They will know you are stealing copyrighted media (songs, TV shows, movies, software, etc.) and move to halt your actions. Then the folks from whom you stole will come to collect. "First, you'll get a cease and desist notice with a strongly worded legal warning. The letter will have documentation of your IP address and its illegal activity. It will then state the offense, namely, copyright infringement. It will warn you that you are in danger of committing an offense that can result in hefty fines or jail time or both. "Then, with your IP address flagged, they will turn your name over to entertainment industry lawyers to pursue legal action against you. If you haven’t done enough to fix the situation, they will either sue you directly for compensation and damages, or turn your name over to the federal authorities (they don't play at the state level), or both." ^ Lolwut? I've never encountered this, or even heard of anyone getting caught like this. Is it just scare-mongering? Is it just cause I don't live in America? Maybe. The cops here couldn't tell a tripcode from a tree. And our copyright law isn't so iron-fisted. Lol.  |
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Or do I just need to use the internet less? I feel like there's way too many people who know about chris-chan these days...
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Hi, roeddwn i eisiau gwybod eich pris.
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At least the latter half.
So, In the '90s, there was a brief period where companies invested massive amounts of cash into artists that were seen as artistic or unusual. This had to do with the unexpected success off Grunge Music, Electronic Music and Hip Hop. So because of this, companies thought that other adventurous, experimental artists could also make them money. It became a trend. Many of these artists were decidedly anti-corporate so selling out to corporate interests made them conflicted. For example, famous actors didn't do commercials cause they considered it 'beneath them'. (Of course, they still wanted to make a living, so many of them did them in foreign countries.). Entertainers seriously thought that endorsing products was beneath them some thirty years ago. What happened to that attitude? Well, in America (cultural headquarters of the World Empire), there used to be legislation on the books that prevented media corporations from forming monopolies. That legislation was gutted with the Telecommunications Act of 1996. Everything in pop culture got massively stupid after that point quite demonstratably. Think about the rise of boy bands, girl groups, Britney Spears, braindead hip hop, reality shows, crap like Sex and The City. It led to the TRL era of shitty pop music. Social media and algorithms picked up from there. So even before algorithms, corporate greed sort of killed the idea of large companies investing in raw, adventurous (actually good), artists. There used to be like 75 major media companies, fairly quickly that went down to something like 3. I think this has more to do with popular culture stagnating than anyone realizes or acknowledges, to this day... |
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Ultimately a force for good, or for evil?
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Something really hammered the point home. When my aunt told me my
grandmother is so isolated because all her friends are dead. She used to have a vibrant social life and a LOT of friends. Out square dancing several times a week, card games at her home or out etc. Damn, if I am pretty much that isolated now, even with friends, what's it going to be like when I am old?(;´Д`)(;´Д`) |
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I think it's the bass guitar. A good bassline can give an otherwise boring song some unexpected swagger. The drums are a close second-- they frequently help out the bass anyway...
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I was enrolled in middle school due to laws but i only went whenever the school called my parents After two weeks or something i would start skipping agian i I used to hide in the back of an broken car down the street at the end of the day Then pretend to come home with my bag and everything Afrer MS i got sent to trade school did the same thing there never graduated At 19 i found a job as street cleaner
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Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space". Grimace painfully while smacking you forehead and muttering: "Shut up, darn it! All of you just shut UP!" Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. Sell Girl Scout Cookies. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. Shave. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarassed when they open by themselves. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" Greet everyone on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. One word: Flatulence! On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. Do Tai Chi exercises. Stare, grinning at an other passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now -- motion sickness!" Give religious tracks to each passenger. Meow occasionally. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "Oops!" Show the other passengers a wound and ask if looks infected. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. Stare at another passenger for a while then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. Burp and then say, "mmmm...tasty!" Leave a box between the doors. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. Start a sing-a-long. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?" Play the harmonica. Shadow box. Say, "Ding!" at each floor. Lean against the button panel. Say, "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. Bring a chair along. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?" Blow spit bubbles. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger." If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!" |
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I need some images for an assignment. I was supposed to take them myself, but it's too late for that now, so my only hope is to get together some stock images-- only, our teach is kind of a tech savvy guy and assured us that he would be able to tell if we scraped some images off of Google or Bing or DuckDuckGo or those stock image sites. Any ideas?（ ’～’）
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By 'memes' I mean bad psychological/sociological ideas which get shared too much （ ’～’）
For me, the dumbest imageboard related one is that people have bad social skills from 'schizoid personality disorder'. This is basically dismissive avoidant attachment but supposedly unfixable, with a trendy 'schizo' name for narcs... |
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Is there some meaning behind it?
Why does saging hide your ID's? Why does it say heaven? |
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holy fucking shid
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I was thinking the other day about how the world seems to be going crazy. How I wanted it to go back to "normal" - then I realized, this is normal. It always was. It was the world I was born in that was the outlier. Chaos has been the norm throughout most of the world, most of the time.
September 11th, 1990 President George H.W. Bush says in a speech: "We stand today at a unique and extraordinary moment. The crisis in the Persian Gulf, as grave as it is, also offers a rare opportunity to move toward an historic period of cooperation. Out of these troubled times, our fifth objective — a new world order — can emerge: a new era [...] "A hundred generations have searched for this elusive path to peace, while a thousand wars raged across the span of human endeavor. Today that new world is struggling to be born, a world quite different from the one we've known. A world where the rule of law supplants the rule of the jungle." In 1991 an international coalition led by the United States easily defeats the world's fourth largest military in Operation Desert Storm. In December of that same year the Soviet Union collapses. For a time, Bush appeared to be right. We Westerners entered into a unipolar world, a world of prosperity unparalleled in history. Despots would be disposed of. Peace, democracy and free trade would reign. It was the dream of everyone, the end of history. But it was just that, a dream. September 11th, 2001 was a rude awaking that the rule of the jungle had never really ended. That the United States had become the despotic empire it was born to oppose. And most of all, that chaos had never really been subdued. |
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today, my professor brought up an interesting question, he's no bhuddist or anything and neither am i, but lets say you escape plato's cave, the cycle of reincarnation, or eternal torment, realistically would you abandon the world completely, would you be bound to it, or would you try to return to it to proselytize about the new world?
You could say one answer now, but in that moment would you be able to say the same? i feel like i would be bound to the world, even though i've gained little from it, and enjoyed little of it, i feel as though i have every reason to suicide, but even if i did i cant expect the world to release its grasp on me |
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my friend last year took 3 ounces of desulym and was basically a vegetable for 5 days, he would even wake up and shit his pants and stuff. i wanna try it but like 1 ounce of nyquil
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I wanna do sum HARDKORRE web-surfing!!!ヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノ
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I'm going on a government scholarship to study abroad with a few other students from my country too and I was just inducted into their group chat and I know I'm not going to fit in (-＿-)
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