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[BRUTAL] ITT we invent new inhumane torture and execution methods [INHUMANE]

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6165 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/08/04(Fri)00:12:25 +
Convicted rapists should be put in a Matrix like simulation where they are given the body of a innocent little loli and forced to pass a series of Saw style sexual challenges, like being sodomized by a gorilla or having to remove a bomb strapped into their VAGINA. If they make it to the end of the course their real body will be shot in the head. If they fail they will be burned alive at the stake.
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0 6818 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/09/12(Tue)12:54:29 +
Force a very hungry victim the go on all fours, get on their back and hold a carrot on a stick infront of their face and watch them crawl to it hopelessly trying to grab the carrot (＾Д^)
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0 6821 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`)  2023/09/12(Tue)16:20:08 +
>>6817
(;ﾟ∀ﾟ)
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0 6839 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/09/13(Wed)23:51:11 +
I often think of the awful things I inadvertently subject insects to, so how about a giant toilet or sink with running water that the victim can struggle against before being washed through dark and slimy pipes into a gargantuan, dark septic pit?

>>6165
I thought gorillas had tiny dicks. I'm not looking it up to confirm, though.
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0 8569 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/19(Sun)02:48:52 +
te
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0 8570 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/19(Sun)16:53:57 +
People who prefer Rust should be forced to rewrite all the toy programs in an intro to programming book over and over again in Java until they repent
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Still illegal

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8561 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/18(Sat)18:12:14 +
Governments should make the aliens(illegal visitors) fight the predators(pedo sans) and kill each other off, then call it Aliens vs Predators.

⡏⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠛⠛⡟⢿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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Though, if abusive parents are one of the cause for such deviants existence, then abusive parents should also be locked up, to prevent such from ever happening, governments should be proactive about checking for signs of child abuse including abusive children who abuse other children because some kids are monsters in hiding.
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0 8563 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/18(Sat)21:51:50 +
If the predators (pedo-sans) win effortlessly, they should call it Child's Play
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0 8564 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/18(Sat)21:54:11 +
If the aliens (illegal visitors) win, they should call it Independence Day! (σ･∀･)σ
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life is great

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8067 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/10/27(Fri)10:53:15 +
you guys are focusing way too on the bleak sides of life. in reality love exists.
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0 8444 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/09(Thu)11:22:52 +
and i was believing life could not get any better... ITS FUCKING GREAT, just ignore all these guys trying to bring you down. they are people too, having their own motivations . almost nobody is actuality evil
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0 8462 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/10(Fri)22:54:42 +
I never used to smile much because I'm a stoic autist and I never really used /b/ type boards before but since I came to Heyuri and started lurking on /b/ I've been smiling a lot more and I'm overall a lot happier ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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0 8468 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/11(Sat)12:00:03 +
>>8462
I'm happy that you are happy!
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0 8555 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/18(Sat)01:57:02 +
Suffering is the SOBERING KEY to **NOT** becoming a redundant zombie piece of shit, and boy have I suffered physically (left inner thigh burns like hellfire just feeling my jean seam) AND emotionally (s/o hurt my feelings) today! Truly, being alive is a wonderful. I am very feeling it right now.
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0 8560 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/18(Sat)11:36:13 +
>>8555
suffering is sadly also a part of the human experience, yet one should not fall into the trap of masochistically glorifying it or even dismiss the humanity of people with lifes less shit than yours. joy is better than suffering and the goal of life is to minimize your suffering while maximizing your joy
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High Energy Cults

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6532 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/08/24(Thu)03:15:55 +
Anyone interested in creating a cult that is about having dragon energy and just riffing off, hype about the future, just obnoxiously fallibilist?

ヽ(´ー｀)ノヽ(´ー｀)ノヽ(´ー｀)ノ

How can we create as much dragon energy here as possible? Heyuri is one of the few psychopathically leaning optimistic anonymous boards.
Which makes sense in terms of social contract: why do you want to interact with people who bring you down?
Most other boards are way too bitter and Low Energy which must be avoided at all costs.

It's more fun to be ironically optimistic.

ヽ(´ー｀)ノヽ(´ー｀)ノヽ(´ー｀)ノ

We're all billionaires here!!
(*^ーﾟ)b

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
(´･ω･`)
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0 8524 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/14(Tue)18:02:25 +
YERAHHH!!!ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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0 8526 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/14(Tue)20:45:48 +
I am interest in forming or joining a secret organization
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0 8538 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/15(Wed)09:16:39 +
What will our secret handshake be? I vote thumb war! saitama2
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0 8540 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/15(Wed)17:26:31 +
dragon energy? purin
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0 8549 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/17(Fri)19:29:50 +
>>8538
We just touch the tips together. (´･ω･`)
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Random !! ><

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6608 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/08/28(Mon)19:47:17 +
＼(＾o＾)／
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0 6654 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/08/31(Thu)16:36:26 +
✧⁺⸜(･ ᗜ ･ )⸝⁺✧
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0 6689 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/09/02(Sat)14:52:53 +

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    The  │ ll│
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      ノ　ωヽ
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0 6690 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/09/02(Sat)14:58:19 +
eww..
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0 8507 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/13(Mon)21:29:24 +
＼(＾o＾)／
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0 8539 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/15(Wed)15:39:09 +
（・Ａ・）
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A man killed himself by jumping into a vat of boiling oil...

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3930 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/03/05(Sun)16:46:46 +
It was a chicken's way of going out, if you ask me..
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0 5098 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`)  2023/05/23(Tue)16:43:49 +
mona2
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0 8525 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/14(Tue)18:04:35 +
Lol, I geddit. nida
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0 8530 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/14(Tue)21:51:55 +
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0 8531 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/14(Tue)21:53:07 +
Aww how'd I fuck that up? It's worse than OP's joke (-＿-)
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0 8532 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/14(Tue)21:54:32 +
Psst! Use the [aa] tag! Just keep it a secret from everyone else, ok?
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Are we being psyopped into finding fat women attractive?

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8368 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/06(Mon)23:41:46 +
I noticed that a lot of young people nowadays (including myself) find fat women attractive. I know that it's a biological thing, but I'm certain that statistically speaking the number of fat fetishists has increased. What is causing this phenomenon? Is it just a consequence of highly industrialized societies or perhaps something more?
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0 8493 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/13(Mon)01:26:25 +
>>8491
>Research published in 2022 indicates that the closest and most likely source of the oolite used is on the other side of the Alps in northern Italy, near Lake Garda. A lesser possibility is that it came from a site in eastern Ukraine some 1,600 km (1,000 mi) away
not from germany
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0 8494 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/13(Mon)07:12:11 +
>>8492
The endless shots of girls ero necks in anime, the nihonjin clearly love the neck and shoulders (＾Д^)
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0 8497 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/13(Mon)15:47:10 +
I mean if you look on social media the most popular women are the whores with boob and butt implants that somehow make you retards dicks hard....... I doubt by fat women you mean their chub instead of their big boobs and butts. Small regular boobs and regular butt is good too and way healthier.
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0 8504 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/13(Mon)19:06:10 +
>>8497
>Small regular boobs and regular butt is good too and way healthier

Not necessarily;-- I mean, some of these girls with crazy proportions get as big as they do by working out a lot--to achieve small regular proportions you do...nothing.
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0 8506 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/13(Mon)20:28:04 +
>>8504
What are you even trying to say I was saying that they're probably attracted to the big boob and big butt aspect of someone fat because of the constant highlighting social media does to that..
>some of these girls with crazy proportions get as big as they do by working out a lot
If you have regular sized boobs and butt you can't magically grow them to "crazy proportions" by working out maybe you can increase your glutes but that's it.. You have to be an outlier or do what most social media women do and get a degree in photoshop and surgery
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Why do I hate the Chinese so much?

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6701 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/09/03(Sun)14:36:13 +
They never did anything to me. I want to stop hating them! (;´Д`)
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0 6717 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/09/04(Mon)04:03:18 +
I wish I could love Chinese people but I can't. They all look like impoverished asians to me...
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0 6729 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/09/04(Mon)12:25:29 +
It's all the "sh" sounds in their language! It just evokes the anger of being constantly shushed. I know it's not their fault but it doesn't make it less annoying...
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0 6741 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/09/05(Tue)01:33:51 +
>>6729

Shut it, you!
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0 8442 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/09(Thu)09:12:49 +
They make up half the population of universities and just go around speaking gibberish to each other never talking to us natives, they're just warm bodies that do nothing but take up space and get in the way (ﾟ血ﾟ#)
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0 8445 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/09(Thu)11:24:00 +
just speak to them, lol
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[Realization] Post nut clarity thread [Wow]

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8343 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/06(Mon)02:40:00 +
Post here in the initial moments after a fap. Say what your thinking
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0 8409 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/08(Wed)06:15:33 +
>>8407
Maybe so, but I've seen plenty of porn that play the churning thing as if it were a sound coming from the balls (i.e. "glooorp" or "groan" sounds). "Spluuurt" as an onomatopoeia for cum shooting out of a dick isn't that uncommon either. Matter of fact, it tends to be more common than the ball sounds. Sometimes they include both. Goes hand in hand, really.
Strangely common, yet so overlooked. You'd think it'd be a popular fetish by now.
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0 8432 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/08(Wed)18:52:20 +
>>8409
It's a sekrit underground fetish that porn artists participate in, with regular sekrit meeting where they show eachother their newest art featuring their favorite cumming onomatopoeias
but you didn't hear that from me! (°x°)
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0 8436 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/08(Wed)21:24:39 +
>>8367
This is why a good fap has begins with a reconnaisance phase, checking the whole doujin real quick! (σ･∀･)σ
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0 8437 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/08(Wed)21:33:10 +
>>8436
My best faps are when I am day dreaming
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0 8438 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/08(Wed)21:55:41 +
>>8437
They're always best when your mind is barely attached to your body and you feel like an ethereal being
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how can i make money without getting a job?

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8294 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/03(Fri)19:37:20 +
i'd love to have a job and make money, but the idea of interviews make me so nervous that i have avoided work altogether. i know i come off as a low-functioning retard anyway (i do have autism but the way i talk and behave makes people thing i have -36 IQ purin) so i don't think anyone would hire me even if i had the exact skills they were looking for...

so, how can i make money without a job? or, are there any jobs that don't require interviews? i have no idea but i am desperate ranta
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0 8318 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/04(Sat)11:06:54 +
Sell funny plants and mushrooms on the black market, people love these
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0 8319 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/04(Sat)11:53:50 +
>>8316
>job interviews are like dating
yeah both are impossible for me.
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0 8326 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/04(Sat)22:57:40 +
>>8319
well if you start with dating it gets way easier
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0 8330 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/05(Sun)06:41:58 +
Hitman
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0 8419 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/11/08(Wed)07:45:29 +
i dont have any personal experience with this, but i know some people in similar situations that have turned to freelance stuff on sites like upwork. you'll probably have to charge shit rates for whatever you do, like $1/hr of work or worse to be competitive, but afaik you don't get interviewed for it, people just come to you
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