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13965 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/11(Fri)12:14:02 +
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0 13966 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/11(Fri)12:17:50 +
iyahoo
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0 14049 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/18(Fri)13:49:56 +
( \ / )
(˶ ˘ ᵕ ˘ )
c( っ っ
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0 14050 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/18(Fri)14:11:16 +
USA USA!
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0 14070 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/19(Sat)10:02:11 +
GHGH; (ˉ﹃ˉ)
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0 14075 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/20(Sun)00:17:12 +
>>14050
STRONG! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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4chan Hacked

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13974 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/15(Tue)03:29:24 +
So 4chan got hacked ( ´ω`)
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0 14062 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/18(Fri)21:03:56 +
RUUUU!!!!!!!
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0 14063 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/18(Fri)21:04:01 +
N!
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0 14064 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/18(Fri)21:04:42 +
FOREVARRRRRR! ! !
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0 14065 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/18(Fri)21:06:47 +
it's been two minutes, and i already lost track of time. Where am I, who are these people, what do they want... Who are Heyuri-tan and why do i want to fuck her?
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0 14066 Name: 4refugee 2025/04/18(Fri)21:07:57 +
(・_・;) ... o-ok
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devil worshippers

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14024 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/17(Thu)10:27:20 +
are you one?
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0 14026 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/17(Thu)12:17:27 +
the only thing i worship is my PENIS and my PENIS could beat satan's faggot ass until he needs to start wearing diapers
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0 14032 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/17(Thu)14:55:15 +
yeah
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0 14034 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/17(Thu)15:48:39 +
>>14026
You are so cool ヽ(´∇` )ノ
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0 14038 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/17(Thu)17:29:05 +
no I'm a cuny worshipper (´･ω･`)
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0 14043 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/18(Fri)05:35:56 +
Devils are Lawful Evil. I'm more of a Chaotic Evil kinda guy, so demons are my specialty.
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Onee-shota

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13560 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/02/02(Sun)19:17:27 +
I wish I were an onee-san with large oppai and a shy younger brother who's at that age where your pee-pee starts to stand up and feel funny! （　´∀｀）

But unfortunately, like the rest of you, I am actually a fat, balding otaku with suspicious stains on my sweatpants (;´Д`)
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0 13693 Name: luchiz◆28mOQLSDJQ ## sweetest lollipop 2025/02/20(Thu)10:30:36 +
I can accept people as fat as 100 lb. I'd squeeze their belly out of cuteness~
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0 13697 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/02/21(Fri)03:25:45 +
>I'd squeeze their belly
I'd like to sleep on a fat girl's big soft squishy belly (´￢`)
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0 13699 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/02/21(Fri)17:36:00 +
>I can accept people as fat as 100 lb.
... 100 lb isn't fat! (;´Д`)
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0 13700 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/02/21(Fri)20:44:07 +
>100lb
That’s the average weight of a 16 year old male (-＿-)
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0 14039 Name: Mystery_Mleczik_Z◆3HgciFmEWk 2025/04/17(Thu)18:11:16 +
I am at "onee-san age" but i make people either too embarassed, or too scared, sometimes they try getting close and friendly, until they find everything out...
>I'd squeeze their belly
We used to do this in community to slightly chubby ones, and just call them "fully" XDDDDD, i will do this to shota but feed them well
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Only Real Mahou Shojos can post ITT

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13861 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/03/25(Tue)16:43:24 +
post if you have magic powers purin
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0 13882 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/03/29(Sat)19:47:31 +
I call you, wishful star of Heyuri! You who shine as powerful as teh emerald light - come and extend your arm, help me guide teh world of heyuri - free from rules8 and beyond evil! Please let me guide his board with teh hammer of teh gods, let be ban those who wish for harm! Come forth~

***** I, am - none other than less, Heyuri~tan~ *****
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0 13899 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/02(Wed)12:34:24 +
EHHHH?? FREE FROM RULE 8?!?! (;´Д`) You- you traitor! Rule 8 is what gives this world it's creative energy! Take this!

MAGICAL STAGE! TURN 82-SAN'S PENIS INSIDE OUT! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Hah! That's what traitors of Heyuriland get! Have fun reverse cumming! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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0 13926 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/05(Sat)17:27:02 +
i dont want to fight bad guys on a saturday (￣ー￣)
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0 13927 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/05(Sat)19:03:44 +
>>13899
nooooo~ you misunderstand meeee! Teh magic will free us from evil doers that use rule8 to destroy us! T.T
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0 14019 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/16(Wed)16:55:09 +
sometimes at home i just wear my mask and boots and nothing else. ( ´ω`)
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i will be getting a job soon and i dont know what to do

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13914 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/04(Fri)16:10:49 +
im extremely socially awkward and dont do well interacting with others so it be honest im pretty terrified of working. i want to earn money and stuff but i dont want to like be so awkward they fire me or something. i am also kind of lazydepression
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0 13922 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/04(Fri)18:49:22 +
>want to like be so awkward they fire me or something.
don't worry so much about it. in my experience, nobody gave a shit that i didn't talk much at first. they were just glad that i did my job since the last guy didn't do jack shit. over time, i've opened up more and have gotten comfortable enough to joke around with them. you may find the same happen. (´ー`)

>i am also kind of lazy
just make sure you finish what you need to do. don't be afraid to ask for help - your boss and coworkers want you to do your job correctly. don't look at ur phone unless ur absolutely sure u don't have anything else to do or ur on break.

unless ur boss/coworkers turn out to be useless pieces of shit who don't bother to lift a finger. in which case, just quit and look for another one.
i habeeb in u, OP (´人｀)
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0 13958 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/10(Thu)05:49:08 +
Eh, I kind of came to enjoy work in a sense. Like, if nothing else I've got this, you know?
Personally I don't see much variety in human experience. Working a job versus staying home all day isn't so different in a way, I'm still in my meat suit. But at least working gets me money.
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0 13969 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/12(Sat)21:50:06 +
i dont think you can get fired for being socially awkward, dw you'll get used to talking with people as time goes on, it took me a year to open up to my colleagues and i still refuse any after work invitation they give me and nobody really makes a fuss over it
>lazy
i dont know what kind of job you are applying to but in my case doing nothing is extremely boring and makes an 8h work day feel like a decade, maybe you'll find that doing some work is better than not doing anything too
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0 13999 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/15(Tue)18:54:09 +
I have always been socially awkward and pretty much uninterested in other people but for whatever reason, I ended up doing really social jobs. You wind up developing a mask for when you have to be social, but I'm with you, I'd rather never see or interact with anyone.
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0 14000 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/15(Tue)18:55:39 +
Wafuu~ GET!
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What is the best song of all time?

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13959 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/10(Thu)17:58:54 +
I'm curious! mona2mona2mona2mona2mona2
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0 13968 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/12(Sat)19:00:20 +
https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m199.flac
let me be with uu~
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0 13970 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/13(Sun)02:12:17 +
Autechre - Drain
It goes like this
biwwwwwww TCH TCH TCHTCHTCHTCHTCH TCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHO
biwwwwwww TCH TCH TCHTCHTCHTCHTCH TCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHO
biwwwwwww TCH TCH TCHTCHTCHTCHTCH TCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHO
biwwwwwww TCH TCH TCHTCHTCHTCHTCH TCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHO
BIIII BOOOOO BIII BOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo (biwwwwwww TCH TCH TCHTCHTCHTCHTCH TCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHO)
biwwwwwww TCH TCH TCHTCHTCHTCHTCH TCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHO
BIIII BOOOOO BIII BOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo (biwwwwwww TCH TCH TCHTCHTCHTCHTCH TCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHO)
biwwwwwww TCH TCH TCHTCHTCHTCHTCH TCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHO
- Bah, - Boh, - Bah - - Boh (BIIII BOOOOO BIII BOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo (biwwwwwww TCH TCH TCHTCHTCHTCHTCH TCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHO))
biwwwwwww TCH TCH TCHTCHTCHTCHTCH TCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHO
- Bah, - Boh, - Bah - - Boh (BIIII BOOOOO BIII BOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo (biwwwwwww TCH TCH TCHTCHTCHTCHTCH TCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHO))
biwwwwwww TCH TCH TCHTCHTCHTCHTCH TCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHTCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHATCHO

Etc. etc.
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0 13971 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/13(Sun)02:28:12 +
I think this song is pretty cool. (*^ーﾟ)b

https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m200.mp3
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0 13972 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/13(Sun)11:02:41 +
I might have listened to this song a thousand times already ( ´ω`)

https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m201.mp3
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0 13973 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/13(Sun)11:04:21 +
>13971 I really do think its good! :onigirisaitama2mona2onigirisaitama2mona2rantarantarantarantarantarantarantaranta
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ITT Share racist jokes you invented (not existing ones)

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13963 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/11(Fri)10:38:03 +
Share brand new racist jokes, because we've heard them all already.
I made up this one today and I think it's great.

Why is the Jew nomadic?
Because when he's born, he says NOOO MA DIIIIC
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0 13964 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/11(Fri)11:06:13 +
lold
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any of u guys use estim for pleasure?

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13930 Name: horny retard 2025/04/07(Mon)00:34:30 +
i got a tens 7000 off ebay coming in a few days and something to stick in my peehole foruda
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0 13948 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/08(Tue)04:59:14 +
I dunno even what the fuck you are talking about (´人｀)
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0 13949 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/08(Tue)05:10:09 +
turning those things up even just a little bit hurts, i wouldnt recommend it.
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0 13950 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/08(Tue)06:28:33 +
I think if you wear a few condoms and wrap aluminum foil or copper wire or something around your condom'd PENIS the rubber should reduce the amount of electricity from a wall socket to about the same amps/volts or whatever as an estim. Then you can take one end of an extension cord into bed, the bath, your car or wherever when you need to JO so it's pretty much just as portable as an estim but much cheaper. I've heard there's some charities that'll even send you free condoms if you tell them you're too poor to afford condoms but I don't know exactly how many you'll need to get just the right amount of electrons flowin' while you're JOin'.
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0 13951 Name: horny retard 2025/04/08(Tue)11:32:08 +
>>13949
you probably bought some cheap chinese one
they are probably no different from taping a fork to your PENIS and sticking it into a power socket, unless you're a masochist you have to spend a little more
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0 13957 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/09(Wed)20:36:34 +
inb4 it fries your PENIS and ANUS
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Let's have another dream thread

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13807 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/03/15(Sat)14:12:40 +
I've been feeling pretty impotent lately, like I have no free will, like it doesn't matter how much I struggle, I am powerless to change anything. I went to sleep and dreamed I was Lucifer, who came to earth to wreak havoc. I was invincible, I didn't feel pain, I could fly and spit fire. I went to a resort (I always dream I'm on some kind of resort, what does Freud has to say about this?) where a couple of girls and their mother were swimming in a shallow pool, the ones made for children. I grabbed one of the girls, pushed her against the ground, restrained both her arms and raped her, right in front of her mother. In the lobby of the resort hotel there was a marble statue of Jesus, which I smashed into pieces. After that I flew to the bar, drank a beer, then set the whole place on fire.
I woke up, decided it was too early for me to go about my day on a saturday morning and went back to sleep. Then I dreamed I was a child again. I was in the beach, the waves were beating hard against my body. There was a big fair nearby. I was staying with a female childhood friend I never had. She had
various sisters, brothers, cousins and we all played together on the beach and on the seaside fair.
We were collecting scorpions on the beach. The scorpions could camouflage themselves as mushrooms and they were flying through the air like dandelions. We caught them in glass jars.
After spending the whole day on the beach, we went home and bathed together. We were relaxing drinking tea when her cousins showed up, and they were pissed. We had a fight, but even this was fun. Just the kind of childhood drama that doesn't mean anything, but makes you feel like a character in a soap opera.
I am 19 years old, I grew up in the social media society, I never had a proper childhood.
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0 13906 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/03(Thu)17:22:43 +
>And what was inside that dream?
you're not gonna believe this but... another dream
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0 13953 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/08(Tue)21:35:13 +
Doing open monitoring meditation helps with dream recall, as well as keeping a dream diary.
Here are simple instructions for open monitoring meditation:
FIST! - while keeping an open, curious and accepting state of mind, avoid engaging with any stimuli (whether mental or sensory) and disenage if engaging happens
SECOND! - keep mentally monitoring for more external or internal stimuli throughout the practice
THIRD! -as such, you train your mind to stay in the present, letting sensory perception and mental events come and go, and see them as the ephemereal things they are

Now to make sure the post is on topic, here's a dream I had recently. It's short though.

I saw the Azumanga Dayoh girls while a happy yet somewhat melancholic song played. They were happy and hopping on a little boat, and the sea was calm. I was watching from some place and started to cry and shriek uncontrollably out of pure nostalgia and desire to be young and back to school again, and this time spend more time having fun with my friends. It was a bitter envy and a yearning. I woke up breathing heavy, hoping to be crying and for someone to hear it and ask me why I was crying so that I could say all I wrote here. I guess these feelings are in my heart and with you guys now.
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0 13954 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/08(Tue)21:47:46 +
>>13890
https://dis.heyuri.net/lounge/koko.php?res=4536
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0 13955 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/08(Tue)22:11:37 +
>and started to cry and shriek uncontrollably out of pure nostalgia and desire to be young and back to school again
Did the teachers at your school let kids have sex during class or something? Almost every teacher at the american public school I went to was a cruel old fat bitch and all the other kids were into sports and other dumb normalfag shit and they treated me like garbage for being a fat weird nerd so I never had any friends. School was hell, I dropped out of middle school and I'd rather die than ever go back to a place like that.

As for dreams, I often dream that I'm in WoW or other video game worlds. Usually very different from the actual games in many ways, as if I'm playing non-existent full conversion mods/romhacks of those games.
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0 13956 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2025/04/08(Tue)22:31:49 +
>>13954
thank you anon!
>>13955
I'm not an american, but I do feel you. My parents were to me what school was to you. My classmates and teachers were nice and treated me well, and then when I came home my family bullied me and sometimes did things to me that I dont wanna say and that I haven't told anyone in my life and that I'll likely die with.
At the time I sometimes wished I could just stay at school forever and never have to go home. I had fantasies in which some apocalyptic event happened and me and other kids started to live in school and I never had to see my family again ever. Different people have different lives.
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