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hello everyone

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2058 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/26(Mon)13:08 +
i hate the internet ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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0 2061 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/26(Mon)14:46 +
(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)
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0 2062 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/26(Mon)14:47 +
ヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノSHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE YOU GODDAMNED BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER I RAPED YOUR MOM YOU GODDAMNED BLOWSY SLUT YOU GODDAMNED LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT I OUGHTA GODDAMNED THROTTLE YOU YOU GODDAMNED SCUM SUCKING RETARD I OUGHTA GODDAMNED WRING YOUR MOTHERFUCKING USELESS NECK YOU GODDAMNED INBRED MONGREL I OUGHTA GODDAMNED KILL YOUR GODDAMNED RETARD FAMILY YOU SHITBRAINED HALFWIT REPROBATE I OUGHTA GODDAMNED LET YOU KNOW YOUR MOTHER WAS A GODDAMNED FUCKIN WHORE YOU KNOW THAT I OUGHTA GODDAMNED LET YOU KNOW THAT THE GODDAMNED FUCKIN DOCTOR SAID THAT SHE SHOULDA HAD A GODDAMNED FUCKIN ABORTION YOU KNOW THAT BUT SHE DIDN'T GODDAMNED FUCKIN DO IT SO NOW IT'S UP TO GODDAMNED FUCKIN ME TO FINISH THE GODDAMNED FUCKIN JOB THAT SHE GODDAMNED FUCKIN LEFT FOR US IT'S UP TO GODDAMNED FUCKIN ME AND I SWEAR TO GODDAMNED FUCKING GOD WHEN I GODDAMNED FUCKIN FIND YOU I'LL SHOVE MY GODDAMNED FUCKIN DICK DOWN YOUR GODDAMNED FUCKIN THROAT AND YOU'LL GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING LIKE IT YOU GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKIN GAY ASS LITTLE FUCKIN BITCH YOU'LL GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING LIKE IT YOU GODDAMNED ADDLEPATED RETARD-BRAINED DAMNED TO HELL METAMORPHOSISING GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING NERFHERDER YOU'LL GODDAMNED FUCKIN LIKE IT YOU GODDAMNED FUCK SUCKING SCUM FUCKER YOU'LL GODDAMNED SURE AS SHIT MOTHERFUCKING LIKE IT YOU GODDAMNED BASHI BAZOUK YOU REALLY GODDAMNED WILL BE GODDAMNED BEGGING FOR GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING MORE YOU GODDAMNED FUCKING FAGGOT FUCKER I'LL GODDAMNED RIP YOUR FATHER'S GODDAMNED BRAINS OUT AND MAKE YOU EAT THEM BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN CALL THE GODDAMNED GAY ASS FUCKIN POLICE AND WHEN THEY GODDAMNED GET THERE I'LL STOMP THEM DOWN WITH TEN THOUSAND POUNDS OF GODDAMNED PRESSURE TEN THOUSAND POUNDS OF GODDAMNED RAGE AND TEN THOUSAND POUNDS OF GODDAMNED SLUDGE FROM NEW YORK AND NEW JERSEY I REALLY GODDAMNED FUCKIN WILL DON'T GODDAMNED FUCK WITH ME CAUSE YOU KNOW GODDAMNED FUCKING WHAT I KEEP MY GODDAMNED FUCKIN WORD YOU GODDAMNED FUCKIN MOTHERFUCKER STERILE ASS GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMNED FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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0 2064 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/26(Mon)18:39 +
*internet asplodes*
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0 2065 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/27(Tue)13:58 +
(;´Д`)
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0 2066 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/27(Tue)16:12 +
self hate and loathing!!!!!!!!(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)(;´Д`)
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I'm bored so I write a story

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1885 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/05(Mon)14:40 +
Once a man had a wife from Himeji, and a neighbor named Kad. Kad said
"Matthew,, I live in Kansai and realy want to fucknig kill this man's
wife because I hate himeji nips" and I said "Let me help you".
So, I filled the husband and wifes drinks with a drug that caused them
to faint. And I tied them up. I wanted the man to see his wife
murdered, mercilessly, as I fucked her and ate her alive, the stupid
bitch. I was here to cause pain, to cause terror, to get my rocks
off.


I tore the bitches clothes off and grabbed her tits, but not before
shoving a knife up her cunt, and twisting it, jerking blood out of the
cunt, and digging in to the bleeding labia shreds with my fingernails.
When she cried, I gouged an eyball, and devoured it. The husband
(we'll call Jim) was crying, yelling curses acting as if his cruel
fate were my fault. Nah, this scumbag had it coming.

I cut her skull open and ate that dumb bitch's brains, devouring the
blood around the edges. Then I poured gasoline on her and burned her.
Guess who I was gonig to make eat the ashes.


I told him I knew where a young relative of his was, I had a friend
who captured him,and even had the man talk to him on my cell phone,
and told him a cruel fate awaited the boy had he not obeyed my
commands. SO he ate the wifesd ashes and left over chunks, crying his
eyes in terror at every bit.


I'm too lazy to write anymore so someone else continue the story（ ’～’）
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0 1888 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/05(Mon)19:33 +
once upon a time i was a cute japanese school girl
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0 1890 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/05(Mon)21:39 +
>once upon a time i was a cute japanese school girl
(we'll call Jim)
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0 2057 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/26(Mon)07:51 +
This is beautiful thank you for this
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0 2063 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/26(Mon)17:22 +
Jim was actually a man
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0 3240 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) さげる 2023/02/06(Mon)03:50:38 +

　　　　　| ＼
　　　　　|Д｀)　　　No one is here.
　　　　　|⊂　　　　　I can dance now !
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　　　　　♪　　☆
　　　♪　　　／ ＼　　　 RANTA TAN
　　　　　　ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ 　　RANTA TAN
　　 　 　　　 (　 へ) 　　　RANTA RANTA
　 　 　 　 　　く 　　　　　　TAN

　　　♪　　　　☆
　　　　　♪　／ ＼　　　RANTA RANTA
　　　　　　ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ　　RANTA TAN
　　 　 　　　 (へ　 ) 　　　RANTA TANTA
　 　 　 　 　　　　 >　　　　TAN


:ranta:
:ranta:
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First time posting

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1975 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/19(Mon)12:18 +
I'm a girl will someone please talk to me（ ’～’）
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0 2017 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/22(Thu)13:40 +
hi girl im also a girl ( ´ω`)
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0 2019 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/22(Thu)14:03 +
3P sex with these girls ヽ(´∇｀)ノ
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0 2022 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/22(Thu)14:10 +
There are enough Heyuri girls to simultaneously peg anon aboves pooper and mouth... Lucky bastard (´￢`)
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0 2031 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/22(Thu)14:45 +
Reverse spitroast with Heyuri girls, what a time to be alive ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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0 2056 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/26(Mon)07:50 +
>>2017
i love you( ´ω`)
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year gets

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2046 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/24(Sat)02:57 +
the year your get is is the year you will peak in life
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0 2048 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/24(Sat)06:22 +
2048
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0 2049 Name: lg 2022/09/24(Sat)20:59 +
Hopefully, by then I wont be a wrinkly airbag （ ’～’）
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0 2052 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/25(Sun)18:32 +
plz good get
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haiii ヽ(´∇`)ノ

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2028 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/22(Thu)14:20 +
I like this place, this is where all my online frends are ヽ(´∇`)ノ


DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.DONTTRUSTYOURIRLFRIENDS.
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0 2035 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/22(Thu)15:27 +
>>2030 then why don't we create a real, silicon based artificial intelligence, that is actually intelligent?? ヽ(´∇`)ノ
neurologists already know most of the brain, and where connects to where, and what secretes what, and most of the pathways, so we can create a real AI !!!! ヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノヽ(´∇`)ノ
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0 2036 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/22(Thu)15:28 +
>>2033
I've thought about humans' intelligence itself essentially being very primitive in the past too. Computers have the potential to surpass its complexity by thousand fold, but then, we are the ones designing those algorithms. It takes a lot of time and dedication to educate human minds into engineers who design them. Maybe someday, technology will come to a point where it can develop itself better than humans could possibly do ( ´ω`)
Though you can tell I am just babbling, there are in-depth papers written on this matter which I didn't even bother reading (;＾Д^)
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0 2037 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/22(Thu)15:34 +
>>2035
you know what, there are many articles about that... but they are many years-old, surely there had been advancements since (;´Д`)
Sadly laws based on ethics also withhold scientists from becoming MADDO SAIENTISTOs performing interesting experiments (´Д`)
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0 2043 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/23(Fri)02:02 +
>>2037 and that is exactly why I hate and despise ethical commitees. We need to attack their HQ with RPGs!!!
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0 2044 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/23(Fri)03:32 +
>>2043
The Heyuri Ethics Commitee has decided that attacking their HQ with RPGs is unethical

We implore you to use a less popular genre, such as historical wargaming ( ´ω`)
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most people say that i have a "cute girls face"

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1992 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/21(Wed)00:52 +
its this good as a guy to have people say to me?
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0 2024 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/22(Thu)14:12 +
are you a loli?
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0 2027 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/22(Thu)14:15 +
I wonder what emos are doing nowadays
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0 2029 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/22(Thu)14:37 +
>I wonder what emos are doing nowadays
Probably being teh normal 30-somethings, mostly
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0 2032 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/22(Thu)14:50 +
>Probably being teh normal 30-somethings, mostly
I wasn't expecting anything else, but feels a bit lame still (¬ ¬ )
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0 2034 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/22(Thu)15:26 +
>I wasn't expecting anything else, but feels a bit lame still (¬ ¬ )
People thought the hippies of the 1960s would lead to some kind of world wide spiritual revolution.By 1975 they were out looking for desk jobs.(´ー`)
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1st heyori post by me

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1957 Name: Maltesich 2022/09/16(Fri)09:30 +
Hello

My 1st Heyuri post ever ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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0 1958 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/16(Fri)09:33 +
Welcome ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Are you a female?

If you are a female, please post nudes

If you aren't, ignore my outrageous request (we don't like seeing cocks)
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0 1959 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/16(Fri)13:17 +
Posting in a n00b thread, welcome aboard ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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0 1960 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/16(Fri)13:32 +
newbies on Heyuri must report to /b/ at 4:00 PM EST for daily molestation ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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0 2026 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/22(Thu)14:15 +
Welcome aboard new hey00rian!

Please register at our adventure guild /b/ and take a beginner quest from rank F

UNLESS ur rank SSS!!!!!!
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Miss you…

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1997 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/21(Wed)14:29 +
Miss you
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0 1998 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/21(Wed)15:05 +
hello there, angel from my nightmares
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0 1999 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/21(Wed)15:09 +
i miss u 2!!!!ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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0 2025 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/22(Thu)14:13 +
Hello my sleep demon i miss u too
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What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

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2018 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/22(Thu)13:56 +
The back of my hand.(´ー`)
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0 2020 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/22(Thu)14:05 +
Mai pen0r ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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Hello guys bobby here

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2008 Name: bobby1020 2022/09/21(Wed)21:28 +
I am bob and I like being bob ( ´ω`)
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0 2016 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/22(Thu)10:56 +
Hi bob(〃ω〃)
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