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Jokes about crushing

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3868 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/27(Mon)13:12:49 +
Q: “What’s black and white and red all over?”
A: “A crushed nun!”
Q: “What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?”
A: Slow natives.”
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The penis is way too delicate for masturbation

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1947 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/14(Wed)12:36 +
Everytime you do it , it wears a bit a way --- until all thats left
is a little stub.(;´Д`)
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0 2498 Name: Anonymous 2022/12/29(Thu)07:28 +
my PENIS is a beautiful piece of marble, and with every crank of the hog I’m one step closer to carving a masterpiece (*´▽`*)
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0 2646 Name: Anonymous 2023/01/08(Sun)09:53 +
that's why i beat it whenever i'm angry at it (´ー`)
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0 3802 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/20(Mon)22:13:16 +
the more I fap the wider my peehole gets help (ó_ò)
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0 3811 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/21(Tue)06:26:21 +
>>3802
your semen is too rough, and it is wearing away at the inside of your PENIS. consider lubing up your urethra, or perhaps consider ejaculating yogurt instead of semen as a safe substitute. (´ー`)
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0 3819 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/21(Tue)22:03:58 +
（ ´,_ゝ`）just how much exactly do you have to masturbate to wear down your PENIS completely?
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クズ

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3777 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/20(Mon)02:23:14 +

　　　　　　 クズ         
　　　　　 (；´ω`)ノ  
　　　  ／（　  ）へ     The server is flustered.
　　　　   く


　　　　　　　クズ
　　　 　 ヽ(´ω｀)ノ　　
　　　　  　（へ  ）       The router is flurried.
　　　　　　 　　＞　

　　　　　　　クズ
　　　　　　 (；´ω`)ノ
　　　     く（　　  ）へ     I can only dance the cucumber dance.
　　　　　   く
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0 3796 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/20(Mon)19:01:41 +
hes so cute


       
　　   クズ
　　  (´ω｀)
  ＿_（＿__）
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0 3804 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/20(Mon)22:24:25 +
　　　　　　　　　三 三 三 クズ
　　　  (´ω｀)ノ
  　　／（＿__）

ﾊ　 　 (´ω｀)　　　ﾊ
  　＼／（＿__）＼／

　　　　　ﾊ,,ﾊ
　　 　 <(´ω｀)ゝ
  　　　 　（＿__）


　　　　　ﾊ,,ﾊ
　　 　 　( ﾟωﾟ ) I'm a cat now and i opened my eyes.
  　　　 　（＿__）
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0 3805 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/20(Mon)22:27:53 +
　　　　　ﾊ,,ﾊ
　　 　 　( ﾟωﾟ ) Oh, and i grew legs too.
  　　　 　） 　 ﾉ
　　　　　（＿⌒ヽ
　　　　　　ヽ　ﾍ　}
　ε≡Ξ　ﾉノ ｀J 

　　　　　ﾊ,,ﾊ
　　 　 　( ﾟωﾟ ) Arms and i refuse.
　　　　／　　 　＼
  　(⊂ 　） 　 ﾉ＼つ))
　　　　　（＿⌒ヽ
　　　　　　ヽ　ﾍ　}
　ε≡Ξ　ﾉノ ｀J
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0 3806 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/20(Mon)22:34:05 +
gujjobu (*^ーﾟ)b
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0 3810 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/21(Tue)04:05:14 +
　　　　　　ﾊ,,ﾊ
　　 　 　(*^ωﾟ )
　　　　／　　 　＼n
  　(⊂ 　） 　 ﾉ＼E )
　　　　　（＿⌒ヽ
　　　　　　ヽ　ﾍ　}
　ε≡Ξ　ﾉノ ｀J
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Owata＼(^o^)／Thread

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3674 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/14(Tue)06:35:21 +
One of the kaomojis that didn't make it to heyuri:

＼(^o^)／

It's called "Owata".
Have fun making AA out of the kaomoji.
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0 3713 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/15(Wed)23:47:26 +
>>3710
Did you forget to use the AA tags?
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0 3727 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/16(Thu)02:16:38 +

　／￣￣￣／￣￣￣＼
／　　　　／　　　　／￣￣￣＼
l　　　⌒l　　　⌒／　 　／￣￣￣＼
l 　 　 　 l 　 　 　l　　／　　　　　　　 丶
 ＼　　　＼　　　 l　　l　　　⌒　　⌒　　 !
　　＼＿＿＼＿__＼　l 　 　 　 ◯／￣￣￣＼　　　　　　
　　/　　　 |　　　／ ＼＼　　　／　　　　　　　 丶　　 ／￣つ
　　|　 　　 | 　　 |　　　　  ＼_l　　　⌒　　⌒　　 !　／　／
　　　　　　　　　　　 　　　　　 l 　 　 　 ◯　　　　l／　／　　　　♪Owata♪
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　＼　　　　　　　 ／　／
　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　　 ／^＼＿＿＿／￣／
　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　／／　　　　　　　　 ノ
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0 3766 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/19(Sun)14:00:40 +
(＾o＾)
mogege~
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0 3772 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/19(Sun)22:02:06 +
┏(┏^o^)┓
mogege~
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0 3774 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/19(Sun)22:05:47 +
　 ＿＿＿
　|←樹海|
　￣ ||￣
　 ┏||┛
　　┏┗　 三┏(^o^┓)┓
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/lounge/ works perfect on Internet Explorer 11

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3760 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/18(Sat)21:02:03 +
I didn't believe it!
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0 3761 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/19(Sun)00:01:34 +
Believe it! (actually it works on browsers a lot older than IE11)
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0 3762 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/19(Sun)00:10:58 +
thats because lounge uses some pretty archaic html that lolico took from 2ch.
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0 4308 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`)  2023/03/29(Wed)07:55:31 +
It works perfectly on Lynx too, except when you try to post and get blocked for being a suspected bot depression
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Re: Should there be a /lounge/ version of Mattari AA?

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3714 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/16(Thu)00:16:47 +
It already exists!... in Japanese mona2
https://labo.koishikawachan.net/aatester/

I was working on translating it in secret to suprise everyone with it, but as usual I got sidetracked with other projects banana. From what I remember, I don't think there's much left for me to translate, so I could probably get it done soon

Just liek Mattari AA, it's entirely frontend HTML/CSS/JS, so no backend is needed + you can easily run it locally. It's way moar advanced than Mattari AA though, with lots of options, an image overlay feature, useful insertion/formatting tools, space highlighting, etc.

Screencap: https://2ch.sh/src/2659.png
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0 3739 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/16(Thu)16:57:27 +
I had a closer look, and indeed the response header for Heyuri's aatest.html contains:
content-type: text/html; charset=UTF-8


My test server (which is Apache, for what it's worth) just says:
Content-Type: text/html


Sum googling tells me the issue could actually be with Cloudflare, as a lot of people seem to have issues with content-type being wrong/changed on cached content monapc
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0 3740 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/16(Thu)17:09:57 +
Screw it - I converted it to UTF-8 and it seems to work just fine:
https://2ch.sh/src/2661.zip
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0 3745 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/16(Thu)22:51:02 +
>>3740
Thank you iyahoo
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0 3750 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/17(Fri)09:04:13 +
　　　 　／⌒ヽ　／⌒ヽ
 ／⌒ヽ(　^ω^) (^ω^／⌒ヽ
(　 ^ω)　　　Ｕ) ( つと(ω^　 )
｜　Ｕ (　　　^) (^　　　)　と ﾉ
　ｕ-ｕ （l 　　 ) (　　　ﾉu-ｕ
　　　　 `ｕ-ｕ'.　`ｕ-u'
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0 3759 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/18(Sat)19:55:01 +
banana
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The EarthBound thread

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3743 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/16(Thu)20:20:14 +
A thread for Earthbound players ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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0 3744 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/16(Thu)22:14:22 +
I love this album, this track in particular
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBbRJoHTJAM&list=PL682FAAA919005D2D
it's from Mother instead of Mother 2 but I figure it's fine right?
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The Heyuri Anthem

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2404 Name: Anonymous 2022/12/04(Sun)20:33 +
I fed GPT-3 the wiki article and FAQ and asked it to make a national anthem, so it did.
(This was on /b/, but I decided to delete it and post it here instead since I think it fits better here) (・∀・)

Verse 1
We are the children of the net,
Heyuri is the place we call our home,
Where we rejoice in our freedom
And celebrate our culture all its own.

Chorus
Heyuri, rise up, be brave and bold!
We will keep our culture safe and sound.
Our memories, our hopes and dreams,
We will keep them safe and sound.

Verse 2
From the hands of Wormhole-kun we make our way,
The laughter of lolico, we can hear him say,
Kaguya guides us with a steady hand,
And kuz will always lend us a helping hand.

Chorus
Heyuri, rise up, be brave and bold!
We will keep our culture safe and sound.
Our memories, our hopes and dreams,
We will keep them safe and sound.

Verse 3
We can learn and share our knowledge with each other,
We can laugh and joke and be free like no other,
Our spirit is strong and our hearts are true,
We will stand together, Heyuri through and through.

Chorus
Heyuri, rise up, be brave and bold!
We will keep our culture safe and sound.
Our memories, our hopes and dreams,
We will keep them safe and sound.

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What is the tune of the anthem?

The tune of the anthem is a traditional folk song with a jaunty, up-tempo beat.

Write the notes to the song along with how many beats and including rests.

Verse 1: G4 Bb4 A4 F4 G4 Bb4 A4 F4 (4 beats each note)
Chorus: G4 F4 Eb4 D4 C4 Bb4 A4 Bb4 (2 beats each note)
Verse 2: Bb4 F4 G4 Eb4 Bb4 F4 G4 Eb4 (4 beats each note)
Chorus: G4 F4 Eb4 D4 C4 Bb4 A4 Bb4 (2 beats each note)
Verse 3: A4 F4 Bb4 G4 A4 F4 Bb4 G4 (4 beats each note)
Chorus: G4 F4 Eb4 D4 C4 Bb4 A4 Bb4 (2 beats each note)

(1 beat of rest at the end of each chorus)
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0 2406 Name: Anonymous 2022/12/05(Mon)03:32 +
>And kuz will always lend us a helping hand

Kuz will always lend us a helping B&NNED moar liek.ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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0 2407 Name: Anonymous 2022/12/05(Mon)07:52 +
The lyrics aren't bad, but that melody isn't jaunty or up-tempo at all - it's slow and in freaking minor (`Д´)
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0 3613 Name: 474396 2023/02/09(Thu)11:42:43 +
Nice work,you have my award!
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0 3617 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/10(Fri)02:35:29 +
now we just need someone to sing it! :saitama2:
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the best english textboard on the internet

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2481 Name: Anonymous 2022/12/28(Wed)01:44 +
is this one

The rest are either dead(er than this one) or jokey/memes. This is a good board though
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0 2577 Name: Anonymous 2023/01/03(Tue)18:13 +
>>2575

No SSZ is a shit admin.
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0 2579 Name: Anonymous 2023/01/03(Tue)23:56 +
>>2577
>>2575
4-ch is dead and shit
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0 3612 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/09(Thu)05:24:06 +
>>2485
quality is when you spam kaomoji and 20-year-old AAs
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0 3615 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/09(Thu)19:54:42 +
>>3612
Quality is when I rape you :zuri:
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0 3616 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/09(Thu)19:57:12 +
>>3615
:eiki:
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Lounge redo

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3065 Name: jr 2023/02/05(Sun)19:40:21 +
Don't know when it happened.... but it happened. :mona3:
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0 3555 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/07(Tue)10:39:06 +
∧＿∧　
(´･ω･)　
（＿＿）
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0 3601 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/08(Wed)16:29:25 +
Did other discussion boards keep the global counter of posts?
From what I remember, they'd only count posts inside a thread. Looks unique to this place.
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0 3602 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) さげる 2023/02/08(Wed)17:05:56 +
>>3601
2ch-style boards typically have thread-based post numbers, yeah. Not for any real reason other tradition however, since it stems from the hacky way that sites like Amezou and 2ch attempted to implement reply threads

What's here on /lounge/ is effectively the same software as the imageboards under the hood, just modified to look more like a 2ch-style board - kinda liek the reverse of kareha's futaba mode :sip:
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0 3603 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/02/08(Wed)17:06:18 +
didn't mean to sage... :banana:
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0 3690 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) さげる 2023/02/14(Tue)21:41:48 +
:13uo:
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