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Response to "Would you lick a girl's sweaty (post-exercise) asshole if she never wiped and never bathed?" poll

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4957 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/05/11(Thu)07:26:21 +
Why the fuck did you have to add the "if she never wiped and never bathed" part!?? I (and probably many others) would've gladly accepted otherwise!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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0 6169 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/08/04(Fri)10:21:22 +
only if she was really THAT cute, I refuse to lick some fat ugly womans bum ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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0 6176 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`)  2023/08/04(Fri)11:42:29 +
If you like ass you are gay period. Ass is gay and so is getting butt sweat and shit on your tongue faggot. ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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0 6192 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/08/05(Sat)06:46:55 +
>>6176
How is getting attracted to a part of the female body gay???? explain?? ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
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0 6194 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/08/05(Sat)17:11:04 +
>>6192
Anus is also part of the male body so at worst it makes you bisexual
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0 6209 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/08/06(Sun)17:41:03 +
>>6194
That's a stupid arguments. Does that mean liking women's lips and kissing them is also bisexual?
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6199 Name: ゼリーさん ◆p9m3de0ojQ 2023/08/06(Sun)02:59:35 +
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Lurking 80s Usenet

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2753 Name: Anonymous 2023/01/15(Sun)04:43 +
https://olduse.net/ has started up again!

For those who don't know, it's a large archive of Usenet from 1981-1991 that's running in realtime, and you can access it using newsreader software

Here's a quick tutorial for Mozilla Thunderbird:

1. File -> New -> Newsgroup account
2. Put in a name and an email address (it doesn't really matter)
3. Put "olduse.net" in as the Newsgroup Server, use whatever name for it or just leave it
4. Right click the new account you made on the left folder pane and click Settings
5. Go to Server Settings on the left under "olduse.net"
6. Change the port to either 11940, 11941, or 11942 (they are 40, 41, and 42 year delays respectively). I recommend 11940 to see the most activity
7. Come out of the settings, right click on "olduse.net" again, and click Subscribe
8. Scroll down the list of newsgroups and subscribe to the ones that interest you
9. Close that window, click on the newsgroup of choice, and press Get Messages
10. Read Usenet posts from 40 years ago!

Now post fun things you find (´∇`)
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0 4372 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/04/04(Tue)02:32:29 +
>>3668
another believer in the council of 12
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0 4534 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/04/21(Fri)17:15:33 +
What really strikes me about going thru these archives is how totally even-keeled everyone is, as compared to today. This was back when nothing really mattered online. It was truly the place you went to take a break from real life. Better still; all of the posters were tech-savvy and intelligent nerds, which prevented everything from descending into pandemonium and drudgery.

The biggest indicator of this is net.suicide. A whole newsgroup dedicated to suicide, and they start making jokes, quoting magazines, discussing the meaning of life, and unemotionally sharing stories and philosophy on the topic.

Any boardz dedicated to suicide nowadays would instantly devolve into repetitive teenage whining, and a battle between insincere self-help platitudes and runaway cynical sarcasm...depression
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0 5529 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/06/23(Fri)10:18:44 +
I don't wanna go back to the days when the net was controlled by hackers and nerds (;ﾟДﾟ)
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0 5531 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/06/23(Fri)18:08:58 +
>>5529
Nowadays it's even worse
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0 6170 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/08/04(Fri)11:05:08 +
>>2822
it works, you just need to add 
halfdelay(1); getch();
at the end of the printpic() function, and compile with 
gcc main.c -lcurses

Bonus mod, throw in 
cbreak(); getch();
before 
endwin();
in the main function to see him exploded into bits （・Ａ・）
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The life of being single with a parent

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5084 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/05/21(Sun)19:30:56 +
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0 5146 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/05/26(Fri)11:51:02 +
This made me laugh :D
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0 6167 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/08/04(Fri)01:25:29 +
I LOL'd
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Japanese or Chinese?

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6142 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/08/02(Wed)00:28:05 +
Should I learn Japanese or Chinese? I love Japan, but people say China is the future.
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0 6143 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/08/02(Wed)00:35:45 +
Sounds like you don't have a good reason to be determined for either, so none.
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0 6144 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/08/02(Wed)00:50:00 +
>>6143
The reason is to know more about another culture and find a job. There are more opportunities for those who can speak another language.
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0 6145 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/08/02(Wed)03:52:42 +
Which would you rather live in? It helps if you have a large volume of media from each you'd genuinely enjoy getting into. A good portion of effective language learning is through exposure.

I had the same question many years ago and never learned either for the same reasons - I'm more comfortable with Japanese media, life and culture, however I also love the Chinese stuff and like you say it's allegedly "the future". But its media and language and speakers are far less accessible to me, and the challenge of memorizing the characters and tones of the language (not that Japanese doesn't have these, but they come easier in my experience) was too much for me.

In the end I put off learning Japanese for years, and in that time I had two job offers from firms in Japan, and regretted ever disparaging it. Moral of the story - do what you want, and do it now!! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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0 6146 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/08/02(Wed)03:55:54 +
do both
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Good co-op games to play with a friend?

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5416 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/06/15(Thu)19:11:03 +
I've been talking to a girl recently for the first time in years, and she invited me to play a game with her over the internet next weekend. Now what I really wanted to do, was to invite her over to my house to play ps2 games, but I'm not nearly as intimate with her to say such a thing. So instead I must choose a game to play with her, since she's also not familiar with co-op games.
Any suggestions, heyuri? Something that runs on windows XP, pretty please? I only thought of minecraft, but I've played minecraft to death already.
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0 6094 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/07/29(Sat)20:32:24 +
I knew an autistic girl and she really liked grand strategy games. Maybe try that.
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0 6113 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/07/31(Mon)01:20:16 +
Try xonotic please
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0 6136 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/08/01(Tue)14:36:43 +
Diablo 2 might be a good choice, depending on what types of games she likes
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0 6139 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/08/01(Tue)17:37:48 +
Sex is a good co-op game! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
Although some would argue that's it's actually a competitive game.
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0 6151 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`)  2023/08/02(Wed)20:48:47 +
it's ruined
it's over
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corporate killed innovation?

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6077 Name: grrr 2023/07/29(Sat)05:11:31 +
i am gonna assume posters here are some what tech smart.
as person who i belive got "cheated" in academa. i notice that friends who are not like me and who do go to collage and university, they are way far behind then what kids in the 70,80,90s would have been learning.
these friends have a goal in life but i dont belive the path they are on helps them.

as a neet who gave up games and youtube. i left my self either trying to find new bullshit to consume or study hard on what i truly want.
when i do study what i truly want, i compair with my friends who is in collage for similar goal. they are way further behind, they dont understand anything i belive is important foundation.

all sort of "reaserch" seems to have turned to use corporate products and not reserch made products, thats why things like unix(bsd) and lisp has died out and in favor for things like redhat linux and python/javascript. ye python is ok and redhat has unixlike at its core but you see its no longer about research.
if you cant understand the foundations you are working on due to corporate abstractions then innovation is killed.
a system built on secrets is a system that will die once the secrets are forgot. rome...
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0 6124 Name: grrr 2023/07/31(Mon)14:24:20 +
i think you are missing the topic. it dose not just apply to uni. kids are given tablets once they go into elementary school. they believe they can do anything with it, i get in arguments with high schoolers who believe its better then a desktop.

they even believe typing on a touch screen is faster then using a keyboard. games are easier to play on tablet.
watching them trying to do anything with files really hurts. the kids who do know a thing or 2 about computers are the ones who mom's bought them a gaming pc (laptop kids typically are the tablet users i don't understand)

but back to the whole idea. the person who understands the technology will be the ones who help keep the world go round. research (and the things that go in it) should be public for all, idc if a company makes tablet and tools.
the issue is the tools they used in academia are locked down and no one outside of the company has real understanding.

what would happen if the company goes bankrupt and uni really needs these new features. maybe the app still is around but wont receive any updates. if the uni had access to the technology used to make it they can tweek it to all ends to better there research.
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0 6125 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/07/31(Mon)14:57:22 +
>>6124
i have a laptop and tablet... i'm not dumb i swear (;ﾟДﾟ)

but, i do agree with you a lot anon. it definitely seems that both students and academia itself is getting progressively dumbed down, at least from what i know living in america. i fear for the later generations that have the entirety of human knowledge at their fingertips, yet have no thirst for gaining intelligence... （ ´,_ゝ`）
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0 6132 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/08/01(Tue)00:16:59 +
I say this quite often to my parents whenever the subject of college comes up. They understand nothing of what I say, obviously.
But what I fear is going to university (computer science) and finding out exactly what you just wrote, that they're teaching without any foundation, without any philosophy. I fear stepping in there just to find the teacher uses windows 10 and visual studio or something.
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0 6137 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/08/01(Tue)15:05:27 +
>>6132
That will be your exact experience. It's been mine so far
I came into university thinking I was gonna be behind others because I'd only been doing C++ for the last four years... lol seems dumb in retrospect. The most experienced student I've met is a guy who did python for one year, and thats the upper echelon you'll find here besides weirdos like me who have done this for ages for fun ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
The only reason I am here is because I want the degree. it will be more helpful because I want to get into a career doing some low-level programming ASAP so Im trying to move to engineering/computer science. Maybe I'd even learn something!
if you can do without the paper, forgo university. people say the connections you make are important, I've yet to see if that's true. Im certainly making an effort to talk to people more important than my peers, as painful and tough as it is to. I went to class drunk the other day so I could talk easy with the professor, we had an awesome conversation about random stuff, but Im gonna have to sacrifice my liver to keep this up
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0 6138 Name: grrr 2023/08/01(Tue)17:17:11 +
this is why i am a neet. just here to learn computers and move to Japan hoping i can get a program job.

i use to drink in highschool to try and talk to my crush. it kinda worked. but she didn't like me(;ﾟДﾟ).

offtopic but how do you work with other people in a code project. it never seemed to work for me when i was in highschool and when i do stuff now.
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（　＾ω＾）/つ

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6101 Name: ゼリーさん ◆p9m3de0ojQ 2023/07/30(Sun)08:30:05 +
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0 6129 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/07/31(Mon)20:27:12 +

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0 6130 Name: ゼリーさん ◆p9m3de0ojQ 2023/07/31(Mon)20:45:51 +
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Being a weeb is the new norm

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5205 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/05/29(Mon)02:45:05 +
It's time to invest into African internet culture as the new street cred.

(*^ーﾟ)b
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0 6012 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`)  2023/07/25(Tue)22:18:03 +
>>5999
Don't worry FIS promised us anime and we will fight for FIS instead of garbage Gaynisia
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0 6062 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/07/28(Fri)18:28:37 +
become koreaboo, invest in k-pops onigiri
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0 6085 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/07/29(Sat)11:17:26 +
All the afrigans are on facebook
Their culture are those weird math groups where people ask you what 2-5+2 is and people say 9
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0 6089 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/07/29(Sat)12:02:04 +
>>6085
i don't get it. 2-5+2 is 9
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0 6112 Name: へゆりの住人(´･ω･`) 2023/07/31(Mon)01:18:24 +
>>6062
Hangul is a nice writing system
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Nurupo Couch

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6079 Name: ゼリーさん ◆p9m3de0ojQ 2023/07/29(Sat)06:18:52 +
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Based off the cartoon from Aussie show Kaboodle called "The Cure"
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