Ok, I'm changing my proposition a bit. If you could die RIGHT NOW and be reborn as a member of the victorian aristocracy, male or female, would you?

>>12966
the idea of existing in victorian times sounds awful

if i was in Victorian times id get a small papercut while shoveling horse shit out of the road and get sepsis and die

>>12968
Not as an aristocrat, I fancy

posting through DSi browser °ﾛ°

>>12938
>Being intimate with a woman is what you want to get comfortable with
Yeah. I've had social anxiety my whole life, and body image issues. I'm working on both of those, but the denial of sex is getting to me. It's making me too unhappy; so much so, that I can't even focus on my hobbies anymore, because I'm too busy fervently reading forums and articles about male loneliness. I compare myself to everyone in my life; even my teen sister, who always goes out with her friends (and boyfriend) to get super fucked up on booze and shrooms. She used to be socially anxious just like me, and we'd always bond over that. But now she's having the time of her life. Not to go too off topic, but it really feels like she left me in the dust. She punched in her v-card at age 14, and it makes me super fucking jealous (mostly of the guy, who's clearly pretty hung and experienced, since he fucked her up really good after their first time; my sis literally couldn't walk for a few days)
Not too long ago, I was a NEET. Now I'm working frontend at a grocery store. The constant dealing with customers is training me for talking to regular people. Eventually, I may actually be able to break out of my autism shell, and have a real conversation with someone- and from there, I could take it even further.
But at my age, it's just too pathetic to not know how to please a woman. I'm not well endowed, and I've never experienced love or physical contact. I will utterly ruin a "natural" first time experience.
For starters, I won't be able to get it up at first; that's a given. After all, I've trained myself to not pop boners around women my whole life. I need someone who's job is to help me get over my nervousness. A drunk club slut will just laugh, puke and then leave.
tl;dr, I'm not looking for 5-year-relationship-level intimacy with a sex worker; I just want to know how to navigate a sexual encounter, and not feel like a damn child. （ ´,_ゝ`）

ask your sister for a sex training!

Yes go for it because I can tell that that would be the only way for you to have sex in your life. Don't feel bad for it, some men simply aren't lucky in life.

Go for it, but don't practice oral on her. God damn. Remember that you are not her first that day. If licking some other guys leftovers doesn't disgust you, think of the bacteria. You can get some nasty shit on your mouth from that. By all means, ask her how to please her. Let her show you how to touch her. Just don't go in unprotected. Would you really want to associate your first time with some nasty illness?

ewww that's disgusting
stay a virgin, escorts are nasty

We will wake up in our worst nightmare, then our best dream, until we get tired of both and things happen afterwards. The ending of Spielberg's A.I. was a documentary.

>>12545
>but it's not like you can wake up from it
what happens if you die then?

>>12930

Come here, I'll show you.

>>12941
come where?

I often feel that things seem too realistic. it started after a friend died when I was a teenager and has been a thing in my life ever since, but it comes and it goes. I've found that if I directly engage with something that forces my attention I can get myself to snap back to normal. ping pong actually works really well for this

>>12791
nah that stuff goes all the way back to ancient usenet stuff so I think it would still exist. Not to mention, modern mainstream "meme culture" is pretty much disconnected from anything the 4chan existed in that lineage.

>Not to mention, modern mainstream "meme culture" is pretty much disconnected from anything the 4chan existed in that lineage.
I don't quite understand what you're trying to say, but most modern memes originate on 4chan or adjacent websites.

There's no way to really know, but if 4chan was a blip that came and went over the background of what a "normal" internet was supposed to be (which we are slowly returning to over the years since the whole exodus thing and the eternal September of 2016) I don't want to live in this world. I know we can argue a lot about when 4chan really died, but that's not this thread.
Let's think about what 4chan really meant back then. It was a way of using the internet that derived directly from the Japanese (underground?) way. Westernized, of course, but it should be seen as an influence of Japanese culture for the rest of the world.

then memes as a concept would never reach the mainstream and would probably remain at SA

>>12922
Heyuri was designed to be more of an English-language Futaba clone than a one-to-one recreation of 4chan... the culture i see on /b/ more closely resembles futaba of 2003 if you look in the Web Archive

>>12543
You have to shave your head and stab 4 people in the name of Buddha

ABOLISH BUDDHIST POISON! DESTROY SHAKYAMUNI! SHINTO IS THE TRUE RELIGION OF JAPAN. BUDDHIST PIG DISGUSTING.

>>12543
Sacrifice a loli in the name of Buddha and cry out NAMU BUTSU while fapping over a picture of Satan to humiliate the devil and his minions

Buddhism almost killed Shinto like it wanted to kill Hinduism. It's a colonizing religion (srs answer).
Native traditions always converge on perennial truths that are inconvenient for the bad ideas that want to live in our heads, so they bring the Empire in its many forms to try to muddle our outright destroy them.

Buddhism is another psyop. If you want to stop suffering you find the cause of suffering and destroy it, and dance on its grave.

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

This happened to me once

>>12899
Do go on...

>>12900
turns out I was just really constipated （ ´,_ゝ`）

>>12900
It hurt a lot and they took my child from me because allegedly male pregnancy doesn't exist and no single adoption

embryo. for teh LULZ (＾Д^) i wonder how it would feel around my PENIS O.o

embryo-chan doesn't have a working manko yet so probably not

obaasan's pussy still works, let's just hope she doesn't have MEGA-AIDS from the retirement home, because they fuck like dogs there lolololol

>>12857

Retirement home sekkusu eroi

100 year old demon trapped in the body of a cute loli ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ

>>12862
I want to fuck a lolibaba... all the cuteness of a loli but with the eroi power of an older woman...

Most of these don't work, but some of them do, just toss it into a media player that supports streaming from a url, or into an IPTV client specifically. There's also pirate release groups for certain Japanese shows.
https://github.com/iptv-org/iptv/raw/refs/heads/master/streams/jp.m3u
https://github.com/iptv-org/iptv/raw/refs/heads/master/streams/jp_primehome.m3u


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>>12851
thanks

If you're a Linux user there's an app called Hypnotix that allows you watch TV channels from around the world, including Japan.

>>12853
i use windows 10

>>12858
hypnotix is just an IPTV player
pretty sure you could just use VLC and paste those links in from >>12851

>>12648
I bet you think you're so clever, huh? But guess what, smart guy, >>12597 already sacrificed all of your body hair, you don't have any hair left to sacrifice.

>>12649
I didn't specify what kind of hair and he did, so I'd say that my post is still valid

i think my left niple in the food

tongue.

left eye so i can stop buying glasses

The only time I've gained fetishes was when I discovered that porn of it existed (armpit licking and vomit) but there's tons of fetish porn I've discovered that is disgusting or uninteresting too of course, which implies that I always had the armpit licking and vomit fetishes without knowing it.

If only Albert Camus were here to answer this question...

>were
you mean there are multiple people named Albert Camu who could answer the question?

>>12812
Good idea let's assemble all the Albert Camus that we can to solve this conundrum. :iyahoo: