You found shitting? Where?!

If you have a balanced diet and drink enough water your shittening will be less disgusting

I agree

I wish shitting didn't exist

Last night I was shitting on the toilet so bad that water started to come out my asshole. it hurts so much. And Im always constipated

i liek girls shitting!
(＠^▽^)/ https://up.heyuri.net/src/2943.jpg

goodbye mister computer

sayonara pasokon san

goodbye crap-uter (´～`)7

sayonara ;_;7

farewell, my sweet central processing unit
may you go to motherboard heaven up above (;´Д`)

>>7796
anyone sane stopped using twitter a LONG time ago... probably shortly after 2016

>>7796
I would like twitter users to stay away from good sites like this..
More likely everyone just goes to use instagram or reddit or whatever.

DOWN WITH WEB 2.0

REPEAL SECTION 230

btw Heyuri is hosted in the Netherlands so it shouldn't affect it

Heyuri is Web 2.0 o_0

Also, Heyuri is hosted in Atlantis! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

heyuri is web 69.420

You only ever use it while writing "B&!"

looks liek someone didn't pass Symbol School

I know what it is....... but I'm not telling you~ (´･ω･`)

It's how a Japanese pronounces "ample sand".

its what I use when i need the boolean operator AND in C

despair

(´ー`)

Let's use Encarta instead ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

>>7789
>but anything about history, current events, people, I refuse.
I always start with wikipedia and then check other websites.
>What do you read on Wikipedia? I occasionally read mathematics or computing articles on it if I want some simpler explanation
I hate sience but I did read stuff about Thermodynamics, Chaos theory (sounds really cool) and computer stuff.
I mostly read the personal life of people like euler, fourier, gauss and fabrice bellard (I really love this guy for some reason) and fun facts about them.
Also History stuff (mostly the military): carthage, rome, dacia, norsemen, invasions, napoleon,
islamic states, sengoku period, world war 2...

My 2 favorites things I learned from wikipedia are funny things happening in battles:

funny cavalry charge in world war 2
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charge_of_the_Savoia_Cavalleria_at_Izbushensky
>Alessandro had no choice but to order, as a last resort, a cavalry charge with drawn sabers and hand grenades against entrenched infantry.
>Corporal Lolli, unable to draw, as his saber was stuck in its sheath, charged holding high a hand grenade; Trumpeter Carenzi, having to handle both trumpet and pistol, unintentionally shot his own horse in the head.[3] Some horses, even though riddled by bullets, would keep galloping for hundreds of meters, squirting blood at every beat, suddenly collapsing only a while after their actual death.[4] After having crossed just about half of the Soviet line the strength of the squadron was already reduced by half, and the commander himself was grounded.
>Result Italian victory
>Shortly afterwards German liaison cavalry officers arrived. They were deployed at the left of the Savoia and they had witnessed everything from the neighbouring heights. They expressed their wonder and admiration for the anachronistic episode to Alessandro, saying: "Colonel, these kinds of things, we cannot do them anymore".
>After removing the wounded and the dead, the battlefield remained covered with dead horses.
>A much-loved and much-honoured survivor of the Izbushensky charge was Albino, a horse which, though blinded in the battle, lived until 1960.

Funny death in Wars in Lombardy (why is it always the italians?):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Zagonara
> The only condottiero(I think it means captain) who died in the battle was Lodovico degli Obizzi, who fell off his horse and suffocated in the mud.[1]

>>Corporal Lolli
Lolico died in the battle of Izbushensky in 1942

its good for researching masturbation sceience

when my time comes, ill put mine here. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Facebook.

I mean, there is not an archive or something of the sort?

Hi, Bored. I'm Anonymous. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

There are different variation of meditation one can use, one is zazen which is "sitting meditation", which often has you focus on one thing and one thing only. Most often teh breath. breath in, breath out. Whenever you lose your focus and start thinking or focus on something else. Let that thing go and re-adjust your focus towards teh breath. Breath in, Breath out. OK? Repeat. Set a timer and do not move. Sit in right posture. Look it up. Overtime your mind will get clearer and your awareness will grow.

I use Shikantaza, which is focus on nothing. It is harder at first.

Do the enlightened even have conversations anymore afterward?
It seems like a lot of conversations become unnecessary as one goes down this path...
(´･ω･`)

It's hard to put into words how meaningless I find most conversations because they don't tackle fundamental issues but rather self-created issues of the mind which is illusory... even my own self-created illusory issues.


It's harder to put into words how meaningless the net has become, or friends, or most things, because it all links back to meditation and deleting the self. But it's weird to be in this transition period where the self still exists, just at a reduced volume and with all of the confusions attached

>Do the enlightened even have conversations anymore afterward?
Sure. Day-to-day I have fairly ordinary conversations about ordinary things, while online I mostly discuss technical stuffz, my research & discoveries, and answering questions if I feel I have good answers

Otherwise I just post st00pid things on teh interwebs for fun ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

>>7603
That's something I've been struggling with myself. It's even harder to talk to people, just because I know I can't just spout out my beliefs without seeming like some sort of autistic schizo. I think the solution is just going with the flow. That seems like the zen thing to do.

My brain felt washed with soap after another go quitting of years of nicotine addiction, surviving the first week that is. Listening to music: EXTREMELY pleasurable. Brain felt super squeaky, vision clear, brain reset. This was 2 months ago. No longer feeling as psychic, accumulating rust already. Probably from too much weed, but the weed, in the beginning, also EXTREMELY pleasurable, good for Fresh World Experiences.

And now I do still crave a decadent cowboy killer from time to time, having my brain get zapped with a "reset" feeling would be nice again. Unfortunately, I have no other major chemical addictions to cold turkey. (not addicted enough to weed yet )(´ー`)

i like to flood peoples social media with gay porn so people think they are gay

i walk on the grass instead of the road

>>6696
Accha aur jab main teri ma chodunga toh kya kare ga tab?

i repeat hateful mantras in my head with beads if mfs in class are being annoying little bitches. may all being have suffering and the causes of suffering, or just something simple. if i want to be a smartass i use may all beings be free from attatchment or aversion. i guess that one's a little hypocritical.. theres 42 beads on my mala bracelet, so i feel kinda productive once i've gone around once or twice. i also vandalize public bathrooms sometimes. i fantasize about mauling people who really piss me off on a personal level.

>>7750
thats extremely antisocial to the grass. pray you don't get doxxed buddy