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Just 10 dollars!

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Two aboriginals, Lionel and Cedric were walking down their local shopping centre when they came across a sign on a shop front which read "Turn white for $10.00"

Amazed on how cheap it was, Cedric said to Lionel, "But I've only got $20.00(;´Д`)"
"That's easy" was the reply. "I'll go in first and when I come out, I'll give you the $10.00 change.( ´ω`)" So he goes into the shop and comes out after 15 minutes.

Amazed by the result, it turned Lionel pure white. "OK bro, hand over the $10.00 change so I can get done"

"Fuck off you black cuntヽ(`Д´)ノ" was the reply.
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ITT: We only write in haikus

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Let's speak in one way
We will see how far we get
With just haikus
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>Let's speak in one way
>We will see how far we get
>With just haikus
The result was 3
Before non-haiku was made
So let's try again ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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syllables, he said
but this is english
it makes no sense
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I think it's OK
Haiku can be English too
It's not a new thing
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i am quite thirsty (;´Д`)
i want some chocolate milk
to soothe my dry mouth
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Choco milk is nice
Wish i had it more often
Maybe i'll buy some

good IRC channels?

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what are some good irc channels? preferably on rizon.
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IRC is full of funless self obsessed oldfags more concerned about their "image" and unwarranted self importance than with talking, having fun, or doing anything else. Multiply this by 10x when using libera or freenode, and 5x when using Rizon.
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better than discord
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marginally..
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IRC is for XDCC and enhancing streams/events with a realtime chat

For everything else, shit always sucked and was usually better served by other, more appropriate forms of online communication ( ´ω`)
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#behappyonline

Anime & Its Special Candor

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One thing I especially love about anime is how it can transcend
political correctness, and touch certain taboo social issues that we
cannot touch over in America. Let me give an example of what I mean.
In the Ranma1/2 manga, Akane once takes a strength potion by accident.
Not surprisingly, she's loving every minute, being able to beat Ranma
in arm wrestling, but he keeps on trying to anyway. However, when she
finds that the potion is starting to turn her more masculine, and
starts growing facial hair, she picks staying feminine over strength.
It ends, though, with Ranma repeatedly beating Akane at arm wrestling,
and her still trying.

Ranma ain't my favorite manga/anime, nor is this my favorite Ranma
story, but it shows why I love anime & manga so. Rumiko Takahashi is
able to such on some prickly topics, and see the humor. Feminists
over here might call her a traitor, but what is truly liberating about
having to show everything as we want them, not as they are?

She is queen indeed.
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Anime can make me ROFL, BAWWWW, and fap - sometimes all at once

Why's everyone on 4chan so ass-mad all the time?

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Of course I'm not talking 4chan as a whole, but specifically the boards that form the outward face of 4chan. What a cesspool! Everyone is always screaming "NIGGER NIGGER FAGGOT FAGGOT TRANNNYYYYヽ(`Д´)ノ". They talk about black guys so much that I wonder if there isn't some sort of suppressed lust lurking just below the surface. Most of that crap isn't even half funny, are they even trying or have they just given up?(Sigh)
This is why normalfags think that sites need domineering moderation to be any good.(;´Д`)
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The anger started out as a tongue-in-cheek "gamer rage!!!11one1" thing, and there were more than a few series of image macros and more where the joke was to have an over-the-top, outlandish, expletive-ridden outburst over some GODDAMN MUTHAFUKKIN BITCHASS mundane/innocuous thing

There were also many LOLs had at old racist stereotypes, like A. Wyatt Mann cartoons (BIX NOOD), shopping watermelons and KFC into images of black people, and SHOOP DA WHOOP - there was rarely any serious racial hatred behind it, it was just funny because it was taboo and comical

Eventually the old rule about "getting laughs from pretending to be idiots will attract actual idiots who mistakenly believe they're in good company" kicked in, and those who saw all the jokes and thought "haha! I too hate niggers, I've found my people!" began to make up a much larger percentage of the userbase

Combine that with everything that happened with /pol/ and the widespread censorship of the rest of the internet/society - as well as paid teams of bad actors trying to make things look even worse than they already were - and you've got yourself a very large group of angry and humorless imageboard users! ヽ(´∇`)ノ

BOKU!

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Boku Enema ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Would you drink a woman's piss?

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I would do it.

Would you?
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Only if it's from a little girl (´ー`)
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Only if she's cute - I don't want to drink ugly piss (;´Д`)
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I already drank man piss so that wouldn't make much of a difference. ( ´ω`)
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No but i would drink from a little girl's cunny.

What are your favourite exploitation movies?

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B-movies, VHS trash, Video Nasties,Grindhouse Movies, whatever. Which ones do you particularly like? My favourites are Blacula (1972), Lovely But Deadly (1981) and Hardbodies (1984). Which ones are yours?
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I haven't knowingly seen any (´∇`)
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My favorite B-movies are Killer Klowns from Outer Space (yes, it's clowns with a K, that's how you know it's cool B-), Hobgoblins, Chopping Mall, Sharknado
I also saw The Room but it was so boring, it doesn't deserve to be the the king of all B-movies( ’~’)
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Samurai Cop is funny ヽ(´∇`)ノ

how do i donwload old flash animator?? ( ´ω`)

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how
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There's a bunch of old versions of flash professional with serial keys in https://animatearchive.neocities.org
piracy wins again! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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u have your answer already, but you could also lern it from https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Flash
Read the wiki articles pls, even if you don't plan on contributing
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hey good links. Since they're old, will they let me scan drawings in and combine them together? That's how they used to do it back in the day isn't it?
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>That's how they used to do it back in the day isn't it?
If you're talking about animations or games, teh l33t Flash makers would generally either use a drawing tablet or import assets made in Illustrator/Photoshop, while n00bs drew everything in Flash itself using a mouse

You can totally import images and videos though

Have you ever noticed that people on the Net no longer speak with any authority?

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This is a subtle tendency, so it will be hard to describe, but have you ever noticed the way that the Net has descended into endless flattery? Basically, have you ever noticed how much everyone is sucking up to each other? It seems like before, in an earlier era, people said what they felt pretty shortly and directly, and most of all confidently, without seeming to have taken others opinions into account before hand.

Nowadays a lot of internet posting seems to lumber around unsure of itself, afraid to be too harsh, too judgemental, or too definite at all. If you try and speak with authority you get cut down for being too strident. People are in a constant struggle to not "seem pretentious". The only exception seems to be for a few non-negotiable acceptable targets,like pedophiles. You can give whatever strident opinions you want in that case.

Basically, a person can no longer say a plain and simple "this sucks". If they say anything at all it's "I don't really like it" or something milquetoast like that. I think the greatest barometer of this shift is the reaction to various elements of the 2000s.You remember right? Nu Metal sucked , reality shows were awful, the music was garbage. People hated the celebrities back then, like Nickelback or Paris Hilton. Now, all of a sudden, all that stuff was just 'misunderstood' and no one can remember why they hated it. They speak with a certain horror about the times when people admitted that shitty things were shitty...
People wonder why Nickelback got hate, people wonder why that crappy Spiderman movie from '07 got hate, and Paris Hilton... It's so weird. I actually remember this weird trend of people mentioning her on Twitter and apologizing for thinking ill of her back in the day--how much of a suck-up can you be??(;´Д`)

Yes, I think music is where this shift is felt most strongly. You can't say ANYTHING about music without a caveat or a concession anymore. I remember watching this old movie, and in one scene, a guy is playing some music, but his buddy rips the album out of the music player and says "You shouldn't listen to this crap--it'll make you sterile." Very brief, very authoritative, with no caveats or concessions---EVERYONE used to talk about music like that.Everyone used to talk about ANYTHING they had an opinion about like that.

I'd say this is just another vagary of the mainstreaming and corporatization of the net; the Net is in use by everyone now, even the most intellectually fragile, who think a negative opinion is like a forcible enema.In a way it's instated this banal sort of 'polite society' where you're not allowed to ruffle any feathers by calling shit shit-- unless everyone else is already doing it.(´ー`)
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That's just the influence of moderation, and people actually caring about moderation because there's this idea (accurate in some spaces) that it'll reflect on their lives and the things they actually value.
You can go into any lobby on the planet that people don't care about what the owners of think and immediately get the strings of vulgarity from the good ol days.
>In a way it's instated this banal sort of 'polite society' where you're not allowed to ruffle any feathers by calling shit shit-- unless everyone else is already doing it
But that's already how it was. The precedent assumption was that everyone already was calling everything shit; people were too cool to like things, now they're too cool to hate things. Same shit, different day, like christian housewives and their bluehaired daughters.
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Plenty of people speak with authority on the net today, but it's either on places like this where there's few people around and no accountability, or it's some ret0rd keyboard warrior on twitter (´∇`)

On places like twitter, youtube, etc., there's also a lot of algorithms now that push overly negative comments to the bottom (or hide them entirely), and promote overly positive comments to the top. Take a look at how many of the top comments are all kissing the uploader's ass in a very unnatural fashion next time you watch a youtube video, it's crazy (´∇`)
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mob culture; you go against the mob, you go down.
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It's not that you aren't allowed to call something shit. What people find to be shit changes overtime with society and the culture. In the 2000s it was Nickelback Paris Hilton and Emo and Scene kids but nowadays people look back on those things and think they weren't that bad and today it is Tik Tok influencers Gacha kids and snowflakes, and overtime people will hate something different in like 2030.


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