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I'm just a preacher...

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1978 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/19(Mon)14:09 +
The minister's car wouldn't start. When the tow truck driver arrived,
the minister says, "I hope you go easy on me. You know I'm only a poor
preacher."
"Yep," replied the tow truck driver, "I've heard you preach."
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I Am Going to Eat a Plum

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1951 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/14(Wed)13:27 +
I am going to eat a plum this afternoon. The
plums are pretty good this year, and I've been
eating a lot of them. They always remind me
of going on summer vacation with my family.
Summer is akready over. Kids going back to
school. Cool, sweet dewey mornings and hot
afternoons. Plum.
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What's the craziest dream/nightmare you've ever had?

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1865 Name: lg 2022/09/04(Sun)04:13 +
Whats one time that you dreamed a dream that was so bad you tried
your living best to wake up from the damn thing?

There was this one dream I had yesterday where I nearly killed my mother,
her panting excessively laying flat on the floor when I just stood there,
all because she wanted to piss me off by deleting a project I was working on （ ’～’）

I also had this one dream, a really old one, where in 3rd grade elementary a big threat
(couldn't really tell if it was a school shooter or a monster) was continuing
to attack several students in the school hallways and I almost died, I was trying to run
from the being, but I was somehow running slower, as well as my peers beside me.
I tried to wake up from the dream, and within 15 seconds in dream time, I was able to wake up.

I was 8 at the time,
and It was the scariest thing ever for me (;´Д`)
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0 1910 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/09(Fri)10:27 +
most of the shit written on here sounds like its coming from teens
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0 1932 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/11(Sun)07:57 +
>(couldn't really tell if it was a school shooter or a monster)
Ask me how i know you're american (´ー`)
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0 1939 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/13(Tue)14:55 +
dreams are a result of your brain trying to remodelize what your brain has seen that day, resulting in turning your mid term memory into long term memory, or hell, even into axioms for your life
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0 1940 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/13(Tue)15:14 +
>>1939
Dreams are when your brain runs defrag.exe ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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0 1945 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/14(Wed)12:35 +
Literally just had a dream last night where I actually killed a baby. Might have been mine. Didn't even mean to I just accidentally dropped it and it's head popped clean off (;´Д`)

what the fuck is wrong with me?
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Heyuri's Lounge needs a AA Raccoon mascot

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1921 Name: Parker Oilar 2022/09/09(Fri)15:47 AS +
I've been wondering if my Raccoon i created with SJIS should be mascot of Heyuri's Lounge.

So should it?

   ∧w∧
  <=゜∀゜=>
  ⊂    ⊃
<(((| ( ) |
   ∨ ∨
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0 1922 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/09(Fri)15:47 +
(;´Д`)
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0 1923 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/09(Fri)16:05 +
NO
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0 1931 Name: lg 2022/09/10(Sat)16:01 +
N to the fucking O! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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0 1933 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/11(Sun)08:09 +
no one likes you dude ( ´ω`)
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I examine my anus when I'm bored ! . . .

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1891 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/05(Mon)21:52 +
Yes, you just need a mirror for this and some patience, the anus is a
place of great mystery and to examine the anus is a great adventureヽ(´∇`)ノ
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0 1897 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/07(Wed)00:41 +
i have piles (´ー`)
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0 1899 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/07(Wed)09:37 +
>>1897
Gimme some ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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Famous Last Words

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1892 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/05(Mon)21:57 +
Everything will be fine!
Watch me moon that werewolf!
WHAT guard?
You and what army?
Make Me!
I'll wait until I can see its eyes...
You saw a WHAT around the corner?
C'MON GUYS! LET'S SHOW HER WHO'S BOSS!
It doesn't hurt, really!
Don't worry - it doesn't bite...
Don't worry, I can handle it.
Don't worry, it doesn't eat meat
Then we just clip this little wire here...
Forget picking the lock-Just kick the door down!
Glad that's over. I'm taking off my armor.
Go ahead--I dare you!
Have I ever let you down before?
What pit?
It's perfectly safe. Let me show you...
I bet it's an illusion.
I disarmed the trap.
I'm not lost!
I found the TRAAAAaaaaaaaapppp!
I lit the emergency candle. Why is it hissing?
This should be easy...
You don't look so tough
Nothing can penetrate this armor!
What's that beeping and where's the smoke coming from?
I thought YOU silenced the guard!
I think it's dead
I'm not afraid...
It's not poisonous...
What's the worse that the town can do? Lynch us?
Let's not worry about that now...
I read a book on magic -- what could go wrong?
What's that green stuff drippin' from the...
This is the stupidest thing I have ever done...
Mongols? I don' see no Mo-
Naw - it's just sleeping...
No one ever died from it...
Don't worry, I've taken this drug a thousand times...
Trust me! I'm an expert!
That could never happen here...
We're not too high up...
Oh, don't be so paranoid...
Stand back you wimps - *I'LL* kill it!
Try it, you'll like it.
It's only a scratch...
This looks like a safe place to camp.
Don't worry, it's only a five minute job!
Boy, what beautiful thunder clouds
Trust me, you don't need this file.
This Babe Ruth card won't be worth anything!
It's fine! My Pentium did the calculations.
Hey, Dragon, got a light?
Watch me slay that sleeping dragon...
I NEVER need to use a condom.
Well, I think that's the last of them...
HA! I always knew you didn't have the guts!
You turned the power off, right?
I drank what?
Hey! What can possibly go wrong?
Don't unplug it, it'll just take a moment to fix.
Don't Push that but...
Backups? My Hard drive won't crash!
How do we know you're the REAL Angel of Death?
Where'd that arrow come from?
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Civilization, Doomed?

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1881 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/05(Mon)13:48 +
If humans don't colonize outer space, the human civilization is surely doomed because the Sun will eventually go supernova.(;´Д`)
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0 1882 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/05(Mon)14:07 +
Don't worry - there's a chance that we're doomed even if we do manage to colonize outer space! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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0 1884 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/05(Mon)14:31 +
By the time the Sun goes Supernova, human culture will have completely changed thousands of times. So we won't perceive this event the same way we do now.

That is, if humanity still exists when the sun goes supernova.
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how many CAPTCHA's are solved in a day

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1864 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/04(Sun)02:30 +
just curious, how many CAPTCHA's are solved every day in 2022, i remember hearing that in 2010 it was 150,000,000 but that figure is pretty outdated
i just solved one when posting this right now so be sure to add 1 to that number
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0 1874 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/04(Sun)17:25 +
1 zebrillion
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Continue my 4-ch.net AA Story

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1870 Name: Parker2328 2022/09/04(Sun)16:08 AS +
https://4-ch.net/ascii/kareha.pl/1662319386/ (・∀・)
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0 1872 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/04(Sun)16:44 +
stop advertising.
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0 1873 Name: Parker2328 2022/09/04(Sun)17:21 +
>>1872
Oh. sorry.
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Announcement i made on 4-ch.net

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1861 Name: Parker2328 2022/09/03(Sat)22:14 AS +
https://4-ch.net/ascii/kareha.pl/1662232817/ (´ー`)
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0 1862 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/03(Sat)22:19 +
who cares
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0 1869 Name: Anonymous 2022/09/04(Sun)15:40 +
dude noone cares about you, your mother is an dirty slut ( ´ω`)
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